JoeMyGod: Fox Recaps CPAC So Far

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OhGawdMyMiddleNameIsWaverly says:

Today, 2:10:04 PM

If you haven't had time to watch any TV coverage of CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference), I can help you out.

Here's CPAC in a nutshell:

Now that Obama, Kenyan-born Muslim, has destroyed the economy, in his second term he will be sending his gay commie storm troopers – led by Ellen DeGeneres – into your home, to force socialist health care on you, put contraceptives in your food and water, turn your children gay, atheist and/or Muslim, and infect them with AIDS.

Should you be pregnant, the fetus will be aborted.

On their way out, Obama's gay army will take your guns, bibles, incandescent light bulbs and SUVs and trucks, leaving behind government-mandated solar panels, windmills, Korans, computers and televisions programmed to receive only gay smut and perversion interlaced with Democrat/socialist/commie/atheist/Muslim subliminal messages, and pink Toyota Prius Hybrids made by GM (Government Motors), all paid for with your hard-earned tax dollars stolen by un-American taxation.

After that, all property owned by churches and job-creators will be confiscated and turned into re-education camps, run by gay illegal immigrants. If you are either (a) Christian, (b) heterosexual or (c) white, you and your children will be sent to these camps, where you will be detained until you have denounced God and Jesus, joined a labor union, passed both Spanish and Arabic language proficiency tests, and sworn an oath of allegiance to King Obama, Antichrist-in-Chief.

The graduation ceremonies will be epic, with burning American flags and Harvey Fierstein in drag as emcee.

After graduation, you will have a government job and be paid in welfare checks and food stamps.

Have a nice life! Heil Obama!