CPAC Once Again Full of Self-Hating Gay Men Hunting For Gay Sex

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Marco Rubio?Like every year at CPAC time, the “no strings attached” sex Internet is busy busy busy with self-hating closeted homosexual Republican men who like to take a break from cheering on homophobic bible clods by going back to the hotel with a discreet dude who wants to give/receive some oral, “maybe more with the right guy,” etc. Republican homosexuals are so predictable!

The new twist in the “iPad era” or whatever is that there is now a special app for hunting free and easy GOP sodomy. It is called “Grindr,” because all Internet things must be spelled or at least capitalized in a dumb way, for Technology. And with this amazing social network sexytime GPS magick, you can be enjoying homosexual penetration within minutes of hearing Rick Santorum lisping about his lifelong dedication to thinking about gay men having nasty, dirty, unholy, hot pulsing homosexual intercourse.

Here’s Dan Choi and Dan Savage cruising Grindr for laffs at CPAC:

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