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bluestateguy

(44,173 posts)
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:05 PM Feb 2012

I literally do not understand what Foster Freeze said today

Help me out here. He says something like women used to put aspirin between their knees for birth control?!

I don't get it. I literally do not know what he is talking about.

All I know is that his candidate thinks states should be allowed to ban birth control pills.

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I literally do not understand what Foster Freeze said today (Original Post) bluestateguy Feb 2012 OP
If you're holding something between your legs, you can't spread them. TheWraith Feb 2012 #1
This is old school erinlough Feb 2012 #4
I appreciate this post jsmirman Feb 2012 #2
He's a man who knows all about money and absolutely nothing about other human beings MrScorpio Feb 2012 #3
Foster Freeze? Sounds like something you get at Dairy Queen. marmar Feb 2012 #5
Maybe it was a stupid reference to headaches? BootinUp Feb 2012 #6
between that and Dr. Kellogg's using corn flakes to stop masturbation Warren DeMontague Feb 2012 #7
Is Foster Freeze the character that... one_voice Feb 2012 #8
The first time I heard that aspirin thing... Bigmack Feb 2012 #9
I remember this very same comment from when I was in high school The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2012 #10
We sound about the same age. erinlough Feb 2012 #11
In a way we didn't win though because we didn't get the ERA passed justiceischeap Feb 2012 #16
There is no "final three states," the ratification period expired. TheWraith Feb 2012 #17
The old school, slang-ish definition of abstinence. I first learned it at Catholic School. Stinky The Clown Feb 2012 #12
a very disgusting way of handmade34 Feb 2012 #13
Let people like him keep on running their mouths. It shows what the right is really all about. meanit Feb 2012 #14
Kind of like putting salt on a bird's tail and you can catch it. lonestarnot Feb 2012 #15
I'm old enough I should've known but honestly Raine Feb 2012 #18
No, but good guess. Quantess Feb 2012 #19

TheWraith

(24,331 posts)
1. If you're holding something between your legs, you can't spread them.
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:06 PM
Feb 2012

He's saying that birth control = not spreading your legs. It's a very old joke.

erinlough

(2,176 posts)
4. This is old school
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:17 PM
Feb 2012

this schmuck thought he was being cute and funny. But, really underneath the joke is exactly what this kind of man thinks. It's just below the surface, that women are totally responsible for keeping themselves un-pregnant by refraining from sex. Men can and should try to make that aspirin fall, but women should just keep their legs together. Women should be good breeders for their Christ like husband and just shut up about wanting to have a way to prevent pregnancy. This way women will remain second class citizens with no real way to control their own reproductive choices. He meant this, and in the coming days when he gets pressure, or Santorum gets pressure to weasle out of this comment remember he meant every word and inference of it.

jsmirman

(4,507 posts)
2. I appreciate this post
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:07 PM
Feb 2012

because, if I'm being honest, I, too, have no idea what the fuck he is saying.

I guess it means that they could never move their knees apart, even slightly, or the aspirin would fall?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure we all know how that guy practiced birth control until he made his millions.

MrScorpio

(73,631 posts)
3. He's a man who knows all about money and absolutely nothing about other human beings
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:08 PM
Feb 2012

He's in a bubble, pure and simple.

The problem is that he's using his expertise as a money maker as clout to speak on things that he knows nothing about.

You're seeing the transitive nature of rich white male authority at work.

BootinUp

(47,215 posts)
6. Maybe it was a stupid reference to headaches?
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:19 PM
Feb 2012

Basically he doesn't believe in using contraceptives period.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
7. between that and Dr. Kellogg's using corn flakes to stop masturbation
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:24 PM
Feb 2012

we really need a truce in this food versus sex war.

Maybe get everyone together for a nice film?



 

Bigmack

(8,020 posts)
9. The first time I heard that aspirin thing...
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:30 PM
Feb 2012

... was when I was a kid.

Just after the war.... the Civil War...it's that old!

It wasn't long before I realized that sex was possible without a lot of leg-spreading.

This sad dumbfuck probably thinks missionary-position sex is all there is.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,985 posts)
10. I remember this very same comment from when I was in high school
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:30 PM
Feb 2012

in the early '60s: If you hold an aspirin tablet between your knees you can't spread your legs. That's your "birth control."

I could not fucking believe it when that wretched old dinosaur resurrected that insane, stupid, sexist remark. It's deja vu all over again; we are having to fight the same battles I thought we'd pretty well won 40 years ago.

justiceischeap

(14,040 posts)
16. In a way we didn't win though because we didn't get the ERA passed
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:35 PM
Feb 2012

I think things would be different if we had gotten that passed.

The Equal Rights Amendment, first proposed in 1923 to affirm that women and men have equal rights under the law, is still not part of the U.S. Constitution.

The ERA was passed out of Congress in 1972 and has been ratified by 35 of the necessary 38 states. When three more states vote yes, it is possible that the ERA could become the 28th Amendment. The ERA could also be ratified by restarting the traditional process of passage by a two-thirds majority in the Senate and the House of Representatives, followed by ratification by legislatures in three-quarters (38) of the 50 states.


I think a push for the final 3 states should be made and this year would be perfect for it.

TheWraith

(24,331 posts)
17. There is no "final three states," the ratification period expired.
Fri Feb 17, 2012, 02:35 AM
Feb 2012

Since the amendment wasn't ratified within the 10 years after the passage through Congress, it's regarded as having failed ratification, and the original votes are void. It would have to be resubmitted through Congress again.

That said, it's a bad idea. The 14th amendment covers equal protection including gender, and trying to "part that out" amounts to an argument that the 14th is NOT all inclusive, which could weaken its use in the future.

Stinky The Clown

(67,841 posts)
12. The old school, slang-ish definition of abstinence. I first learned it at Catholic School.
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 09:35 PM
Feb 2012

People who say it are assholes.

handmade34

(22,759 posts)
13. a very disgusting way of
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:12 PM
Feb 2012

saying abstinence is the only acceptable method of birth control (for poor women)

meanit

(455 posts)
14. Let people like him keep on running their mouths. It shows what the right is really all about.
Thu Feb 16, 2012, 10:30 PM
Feb 2012

Contraceptives are pretty well accepted in this country and have been for years. The right wingers are really making assholes out of themselves over this.

Raine

(30,541 posts)
18. I'm old enough I should've known but honestly
Fri Feb 17, 2012, 03:59 AM
Feb 2012

I was wondering if this was some turn of the century (the 19th century) method of BC. Where you stuck the aspirin up in the vagina and the aspirin had some sperm killing power.

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