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Sparkly

(24,162 posts) Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:29 PM Feb 2012

Let's think of new campaign issues for the GOP.

Given their choices recently, I think we could help them out.

1. National Dress Code. No more pants for women.

2. The Catholic Church's religious freedom to put videocameras in their employee's bedrooms.

3. Hearings with panels of white people to discuss civil rights for minorities.

4. Bring back chastity belts.

5. States' rights to make people drive on the left side of the road instead of the right side. Because they can.

Others?

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Let's think of new campaign issues for the GOP. (Original Post) Sparkly Feb 2012 OP

Mandatory prayer sessions in public squares at 6 AM, 12 Noon, and 6 PM. n/t RKP5637 Feb 2012 #1

Some more. valerief Feb 2012 #2

Require every American to buy a bucket. Agony Feb 2012 #3

Outlawing witchcraft so we can hunt and burn them again...then astrologers Rowdyboy Feb 2012 #4

stoning for adulterers mrs_p Feb 2012 #5

Silly...only the poor kids have to work, so that they can learn a work ethic. n/t renie408 Feb 2012 #7

yes, you are right, to make up for the sins of their parents mrs_p Feb 2012 #8

Mandatory Child Quota...which goes along with the Enforced Marriage Mandate renie408 Feb 2012 #6

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

1. Mandatory prayer sessions in public squares at 6 AM, 12 Noon, and 6 PM. n/t

Reply to Sparkly (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:38 PM

Feb 2012

valerief

(53,235 posts)

2. Some more.

Reply to Sparkly (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:40 PM

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6. Mandatory home-schooling.

7. Weekly registration for voting rights.

8. Lower the marriage age for girls to 10.

9. Divorcomat Booths (like the old Fotomat Booths; to protect marriage by hastening divorces)

Agony

(2,605 posts)

3. Require every American to buy a bucket.

Reply to Sparkly (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:45 PM

Feb 2012

Bucket brigades handled fires just fine in the real America when the country was well worked.

(fuckin union firefighters anyway... get rid of 'em)

Rowdyboy

(22,057 posts)

4. Outlawing witchcraft so we can hunt and burn them again...then astrologers

Reply to Sparkly (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:46 PM

Feb 2012

cause they're kind of like witches. Then repeal all those silly child labor laws.

mrs_p

(3,014 posts)

5. stoning for adulterers

Reply to Sparkly (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:49 PM

Feb 2012

honor killings of daughters (after shooting up a laptop doesn't scare them into submission)

mandatory work for children aged 7 to 18

renie408

(9,854 posts)

7. Silly...only the poor kids have to work, so that they can learn a work ethic. n/t

Reply to mrs_p (Reply #5)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:56 PM

Feb 2012

mrs_p

(3,014 posts)

8. yes, you are right, to make up for the sins of their parents

Reply to renie408 (Reply #7)

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 12:03 AM

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renie408

(9,854 posts)

6. Mandatory Child Quota...which goes along with the Enforced Marriage Mandate

Reply to Sparkly (Original post)

Thu Feb 16, 2012, 11:55 PM

Feb 2012

First, the Enforced Marriage Statute would partner up all single men with a suitable (chosen for matching ethnicity) single female for marriage. These pairings would be regardless of sexual orientation. Afterwards, every married couple in America would be required to produce four children within six years.

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