When he popped out his Mother said shit,

When he plopped out his Mother said shit,
Newt don't look like his Pappy a bit,
His head's way too large,
And his brain needs recharged,
And Newt can't even locate his tit.

A crude Pennsylvanian named Rick,
Thought he'd seen just about every trick,
So he threw in his hat,
Took old Mitt to the mat,
And his face on TV, makes people sick.

With his silver spoon shining came Mitt,
Spending dollars like they're made of shit,
He's so loose with his wad,
All his trusts lie in Gawd,
He'll just write it all off and forget.