and won't run

i could easily mae a case for each one being all that.

Santorum=Douche
Romney=rich dunce
Gingrich=disgusting pig
Paul=nuts




just my opinion

pious
prick
pig
punny

and oh have they tried

What if they know something horrible is coming and secretly none of them wants to have to preside over it?

I think they just knew they had no one viable enough

I don't think it's deliberate. I think they really want the White House back. It's just that all they have left are douches, dunces, disgusting pigs and dummies. They drove away pretty much anyone who is remotely normal. I don't think their best will win in 2016, either. Especially if they keep up this birth control and other culture wars shit.

Thought he pretty much nailed it.

The fact that they're threatening impeachment of Obama (over absolutely nothing) proves they're getting desperate. The Reagan's goons have been in power for far too long and they need to go away permanently.

Oh and I look at it this way:

Gingrich - Rich serial adulterer
Romney - Rich serial job killer
Santorum - Rich insane religious fundamentalist
Ron Paul - Rich white supremacist wannabe

bet we can come up with a plethora of appropriate names

Those four descriptive terms, as lovely and true as they are, could be applied to any one of the current Repukes.

has my choice

.... because nobody can fix the mess that they have made and they don't want to be "in power" when the S H T F.