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sinkingfeeling

(51,494 posts)
Mon Feb 20, 2012, 03:43 PM Feb 2012

Hi, I'm a zygote in the state of Oklahoma and I want to exercise my

full rights of personhood! Where do I go to get my concealed carry permit? Where do I register to vote in the election? And how do I sign up for SNAP?






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Hi, I'm a zygote in the state of Oklahoma and I want to exercise my (Original Post) sinkingfeeling Feb 2012 OP
You'll have to mutate a bit more. Historic NY Feb 2012 #1
Actually, you're a developing embryo.... mike_c Feb 2012 #2
But I'm a full fledged person!! I want my rights! sinkingfeeling Feb 2012 #4
You want us to get arrested BadgerKid Feb 2012 #5
Send it to war! FarLeftFist Feb 2012 #3
OK! But you'll only be allowed to vote Republican, until you're 18 Brettongarcia Feb 2012 #6
You just can't marry your first cousin Major Nikon Feb 2012 #8
It looks ready to advertise to. Can we inject some consumerist DNA? saras Feb 2012 #7
You'll probably need to get the nonhuman female husk surrounding you to take you down Z_I_Peevey Feb 2012 #9

mike_c

(36,281 posts)
2. Actually, you're a developing embryo....
Mon Feb 20, 2012, 03:50 PM
Feb 2012

Four cells, a developing morula. THIS is a human zygote, immediately post-syngamy (in vitro).



At this point in development it is too early to tell whether the resulting person will be normal, or republican.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)
8. You just can't marry your first cousin
Mon Feb 20, 2012, 05:07 PM
Feb 2012

The fact that Oklahoma needs a law against this is very telling.

Z_I_Peevey

(2,783 posts)
9. You'll probably need to get the nonhuman female husk surrounding you to take you down
Mon Feb 20, 2012, 07:15 PM
Feb 2012

to the sheriff's office for your concealed carry permit, and you can register to vote when you get your ID photo taken at the tag agency. But you might have to wait until they put in those wand-y ultrasounds at the Tag Office first. I think all they have right now are old fashioned cameras.

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