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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAll Dead Mormons Are Now Gay. Now you can posthumously "choose" homosexuality for a Mormon
http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!
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All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay. Now you can posthumously "choose" homosexuality for a Mormon (Original Post)
TalkingDog
Feb 2012
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Swede
(33,322 posts)1. I pick Joseph Smith.
Gay old Joe.
TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)7. ooo.. I'll get Brigham Young.
Start at the top and work our way down.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)15. His name tells it all!
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)2. If we choose polygamists
will their wives automatically posthumously change gender?
TalkingDog
(9,001 posts)4. Hmmm.... Good Question!
n/t
peacebird
(14,195 posts)3. Charles Peterson is converted!
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)5. I have to admit, there is something strangely satisfying about that. nt
peacebird
(14,195 posts)6. Ooh! I have saved 10 dead mormons already! Sweet!
LiberalFighter
(51,388 posts)8. Can we do it for living Mormons like Romney and Beck?
Can we convert them to Mormon and then make them gay like Charleston Heston?
Autumn
(45,120 posts)9. I just converted George Romney, I hope Mitt Romney sends me
a thank you note!!!
iemitsu
(3,888 posts)10. think i'll wait until i can noiminate
orrin hatch
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)11. Bwahahahahah ROFLMAO
Tikki
(14,565 posts)12. Heck, when I pass I am going to marry one of rmoney's sons.
mitt said mormons baptize people after they are deceased because they
didn't get the chance to learn about the religion while they were still living.
I say that mitt's sons didn't get a chance to learn about me while I was
living so I'll just bring one of his son's to me in a marriage after I die.
This is how it must be.
Tikki
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)13. Kick!
Ilsa
(61,720 posts)14. Are B Young's wives listed? I bet they
Might enjoy some lesbianism in the afterlife.
Actually, I wonder if a few might have enjoyed it already.
DCKit
(18,541 posts)16. Can I just clap my hands, or do I have to click my heels... or both, at the same time?
If we're going to convince these Mormons we're a threat, it's going to have to look good.