Jesus.

n/t

the "native-born citizen" requirement applies to VP as well.

Come to think of it, that lets Jesus out, too. That and he was only 33 when he died.

Rand Paul........already rubbing elbows with him.

Ricky, on the other hand, can hardly wait. While they are ideologically compatible on a number of other issues (notably, they are both anti-choice and hate government programs that help people), I can't imagine Icky Ricky selecting someone who doesn't have an itchy trigger finger.

That should scare all the Protestants, Mormons, Jews, and everyone else to vote Democratic.

I think the Cooch is running for Va. Gov...

I just grossed myself out a little bit.

That's why Gingrich and Santorum aren't on the VA primary ballot.

He never made it out of third grade so he's no snob, although he did go fishing in a fancy ce-ment pond.

With God on his side, he doesn't need a stinkin' VP!

...'Cause Jesus ain't never coming back while Rick Santorum is still around.

Vlad Tsepes...he'd show those heathens a thing or two.

He would need somebody more moderate on social issues.

She'll put some magic in the campaign

Great choice!

Or Arabian Goggles.

They'll overlook his age

'mericans 'n their futboll

Because she is as wacko as he is. Also she obeys whichever male she is assigned to.

But there will be a bit of a dust-up when she turns out not to be the home grown all-American eastern Washington Orchard raised girl she has been telling everyone for all of her political life. She wasn't raised in the US at all...whoops... lol. She's been telling fibs in all her job applications.....The Washington State Voters Pamphlet.

McMorris Rodgers is a scum bag indeed.

he doesn't understand the show is parody; he thinks it is brilliant political commentary.

The only other person on the planet whose extremely bigoted, crazy, distorted, warped of Christian fundamentalism matches Santorum's.

raygun's corpse.

But he isn't, so he'll probably pick Bachmann and let Obama curbstomb his fundie ass in November.

Yeah, he's on the list for sure.

out in my back yard that's almost as intelligent as he is - he wouldn't have to worry about being overshadowed.

He's still my favorite.

Omg!

I can't imagine a better ticket.

Why not make as big of a circus act as possible - for the ratings - since they are going to lose anyway.

or the Indiana gov guy. He has to neutralize his extremism with a moderate VP so no Bachmann or Cain or Gingrich

He's a true believer; he doesn't think he's an extremist. He'd pick somebody who's just as out there as he is because he thinks that's the way things ought to be. I doubt he'd compromise by choosing anyone who has the stink of moderation on them.

still likely Romney and he'll probably be pressured to pick Santorum. They compliment each other so well and represent 2 different factions of the repub party at odds with themselves.

I'd expect a current or former governor, Daniels or Barbour or some such. Not Jeb -- B-U-S-H is still a four-letter word to too many voters.

It's likely that if Ricky LubricatedFecalDetritus pulls out the nomination, he's going to need someone else's delegates or a major endorsement. He's gonna have to trade away the VP slot and Cabinet seats to get it. Think The Ides of March.

My money is on someone not in the race that can deliver him both the nomination and possibly key-states in the GE.

Who?

No idea, it'll become more obvious as the race goes on.

Unfortunately he doesn't realize that the Constitution would never allow Bennie, a known Nazi sympathizer and likely child molester, to become President because he isn't an American citizen.

He would throw some love towards Sharron Angle.. Shes a perfect match for his kind of idiocy ... um, presidency.

I think

And I don't mean the baseball kind.

Failing that, he goes for the Hail Mary and nominates Kid Rock.