HELLO, Indy Pizza... before we take your order... Are you now...

or have you ever been, a lesbo, burno, wine-o, mafioso, Comradie-o, Non white, poor, Transylvanian, Sheep shearer (wink wink), Silly Putty user (you know - molded), Guy gay, Ac/bc - or any ding like dat there?

Cause - here - at Indy Pizza, we only serve the Religious Rights!

That be the bible thumpers, such as Priests with boys (cause g0ud's forgive's em - as they sanctified). Or guys like Boner (oops, said it wrong again). You know, goud folkes like the Coke brother's, Karl Rove. Even though the move to California turned Karl Rove's father into a homie sexual (see story here) and there was that nasty sick rumor that Karl too was gay...We know that's not true cause Karl Rove stops in here every once in while's. That sick Bill Maher saying Rove killed his lover is just awful.

Meanwhile, from the Coalition of your rights destroy my rights.
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So - here at Indy Pizza, we insist you don't take U.S. T R U E Americans down the dark side. We can't allow homosezuality to pruvert our country. For, as you know, the next thing you'll be saying, is that it is legal to have sex with animals. That's how you get's the real ebol's of the demokrupts - that's why they call them Demi-g0ds'

(by the way - having sex with horse is still legal in several states in America)
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Ellen DeGeneres - address the anti-gay, sex with animals notions...
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Here's a funny bit about a kid = coming out Straight = to his gay fathers'
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Inbreeders are - as inbreeders do - and that is Indiana in America

Wonder how an Indiana heart attack patient would assert his/her anti-gay ways.... if the one and only heart surgeon available was part of the LGBT community? Would he/she sue to get compensated for becoming LGBT afterwards?

I'm just sayin............