A Happy Day to You as Well !

You'd need a microscope.

There could feasibly come a time when my newest offspring and I would both be in diapers if procreation continued apace.

in celebration of the day. I've never reproduced, but have often done what can cause reproduction. I've just used appropriate measures to prevent such a thing. The spirit, though, still celebrates this important fertility celebration.

which comes from an Anglo-Saxon goddess 'Eostre', whose name might possibly be related to the Indo-European root 'eos' connected with 'dawn' or 'east', but not with gadflies.

Sorry, but there is a distinct link. So, yes, I am doing just what you said. And gleefully.

No, belay that. I'm not sure I have the need to know, really.

I love pedantry, especially when exercised with a good heart and tongue in cheek.

Hope you have a good day.


Gadflies!

Now THAT is the true Reason for the Season!