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TexasTowelie

(112,527 posts)
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 08:48 PM Apr 2015

Pat Robertson Opposes Gay Marriage Because No One 'Conceived A Child Through Anal Intercourse'

Pat Robertson has jumped off the deep end once again, and once again he's railing against anal intercourse.
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A view wrote in to Pat Robertson's "700 Club" to ask the octogenarian televangelist how same-sex couples can "claim they are Christians" and "continue to live this lifestyle?" The anonymous viewer didn't explain what "lifestyle" he was referring to, but perhaps it is the one where gay people wake up, go to work, come home, kiss their spouse, make dinner, walk the dog, pay their bills, catch up on the news, and go to bed?

Robertson, whose net worth is estimated to be in the hundreds of millions of dollars if not over $1 billion, responded that LGBT people claim to be Christians because “the gays wants to control everything.”

Why?

“This is part of the left-wing agenda,” Robertson commented to his co-host, Terry Meeuwsen, “to do away with Christian values and to substitute for Christian values the progressive concepts of morality.”

Read more: http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/pat_robertson_opposes_gay_marriage_because_no_one_conceived_a_child_through_anal_intercourse

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Pat Robertson Opposes Gay Marriage Because No One 'Conceived A Child Through Anal Intercourse' (Original Post) TexasTowelie Apr 2015 OP
What about the Bushes? vt_native Apr 2015 #1
Pat Robertson says stupid shit bvf Apr 2015 #2
I bet that's how Pat Robertson got conceived. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2015 #3
His folks produced an asshole. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2015 #4
Hey Pat, Vito Barbieri might have a different idea Politicalboi Apr 2015 #5
No but they spreaded some Santorum Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2015 #6
I can't have babies either, dumbass, and I'm straight shenmue Apr 2015 #7
PAt, I'm hetero, married 26 years and I've never conceived a child either... brooklynite Apr 2015 #8
....Or a blowjob, either, Pat. Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #9
! rurallib Apr 2015 #10
Why is it that the farther to the right someone is, the more they care about sex? Initech Apr 2015 #11
Ah, You've noticed that, too? Warren DeMontague Apr 2015 #12
Well hey I've long had a theory... Initech Apr 2015 #13

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,912 posts)
3. I bet that's how Pat Robertson got conceived.
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 08:58 PM
Apr 2015

In any event, he spends a surprising amount of time thinking about anal intercourse. Wonder what's on his browsing history?

shenmue

(38,506 posts)
7. I can't have babies either, dumbass, and I'm straight
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 09:04 PM
Apr 2015

It's called ovarian cystosis, Pat, you jerk.

What state in the country requires a sperm count test or egg cell test in order to get married?

Zero of them, Pat. Zero.

It's time to write to the leaders of his denomination and ask them to yank his credentials.

brooklynite

(94,803 posts)
8. PAt, I'm hetero, married 26 years and I've never conceived a child either...
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 09:32 PM
Apr 2015

...somehow, it doesn't seem to have stopped anyone else.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
9. ....Or a blowjob, either, Pat.
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 09:38 PM
Apr 2015

Please, please, PLEASE let the GOP run on an anti-blowjob plank.

See how well that worked out for Cuccinelli in VA.

Initech

(100,110 posts)
11. Why is it that the farther to the right someone is, the more they care about sex?
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 10:29 PM
Apr 2015

What two people do in the bedroom is nobody's business but their own.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
12. Ah, You've noticed that, too?
Thu Apr 9, 2015, 10:32 PM
Apr 2015


I suspect that the people who spend most of their time obsessively fulminating about how other consenting adults get their jollies, aren't getting many jollies of their own.
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