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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFlorida Man(s) - poop, throwing Snickers, and a naked run through the streets
Florida Man Breaks Into Exs Home, Poops on Everything
Whats the first order of business after getting released from prison after getting arrested on charges of domestic battery, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest?
For Michael Anthony Johnson, a true Florida Man, its breaking into your ex-girlfriends home and plastering the place with your feces, for at least one childs eyes to see.
Florida Man accused of throwing Snickers bar at bus driver's head
An argument between a passenger and a driver during a Wednesday morning route turned violent, according to deputies and Action News Jax.
Joel Parker was riding the bus, and as he was about to get off on A1A, he asked the driver if he wanted a Snickers bar, according to St. Johns County police. The driver said no. Parker then took a Snickers bar and threw it at the driver's head.
Police: Florida man runs naked through Fort Lauderdale, high off new drug 'flakka'
WSVN reports Matthew Kenney was seen sprinting nude on West Broward Boulevard wearing nothing but his sneakers. The man ran past two police cruisers.
Fort Lauderdale Police Detective Tracy Figone tells WSVN that Kenney smoked flakka just before running naked in public. Kenney also told police that he was running from people who were trying to kill him.
"He was in fear that individuals were chasing him, that they had stolen his clothes," Figone says.
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Florida Man(s) - poop, throwing Snickers, and a naked run through the streets (Original Post)
underpants
Apr 2015
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Takket
(21,644 posts)1. "Florida Man accused of throwing Snickers bar at bus driver's head "
Are they SURE that was Snickers? or is this the same pooping guy from the first story?
underpants
(182,950 posts)6. I'm sure as ..... yes I am sure
The naked running story on Syracuse.com features blurred video. He stays in the pedestrian crosswalk, gets to the next corner, looks both ways, and turns right to cross the street.
11 Bravo
(23,928 posts)7. If they had said a Tootsie Roll I would have been REALLY worried.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)2. Who wastes a perfectly good Snickers?
liberal N proud
(60,347 posts)3. Florida man sure gets around
snooper2
(30,151 posts)4. I am getting more and more scared of going on vacation in Florida..
At least it's Panama Beach...so not into "deep" Florida Man territory
yuiyoshida
(41,867 posts)5. I always thought
Encino Man was cool. They are not related at all...
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)8. FLORIDA MAN LIVES!
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)9. We're the end of the line...
...a lot of vagabond detritus accumulates. Mix in the heat...the drugs...and presto...Florida Man!
Come on down!