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Enough! I don't care who started it! Don't make me turn this car around!!!
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts).
I mean it!!!
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)And SHE can't even -use- the pickle jar!
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lamp_shade
(14,850 posts)William769
(55,148 posts)For the next 8 years and nothing is going to stop that.
And it's going to be great!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)We got a year and a half to go! Try playing the alphabet game.
MH1
(17,608 posts)Take one down, pass it around, ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall ..
(I think my folks almost would've preferred we go back to fighting)
FSogol
(45,562 posts)FSogol
(45,562 posts)FSogol
(45,562 posts)GeorgeGist
(25,326 posts)edhopper
(33,646 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Make him stop!
lamp_shade
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?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>TDale313
(7,820 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)and says its me farting........okay maybe six or seven were mine ............
Aerows
(39,961 posts)I've *really* got to go!
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)tavernier
(12,410 posts)What's a dildo?
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)NBachers
(17,155 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)2naSalit
(86,872 posts)or I'll drive crazy and we'll all be dead!
(actual thing a mom used to say to her kids back in the 50s... not MY mom)
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)We were the Roat Trip Vacation family. On those road trips, I used to torture my Sister with Pringles. My Mom would measure, actually COUNT out two stacks. One for me, one for my Sister. I'd wait til Sis wasn't looking, and put three or four aside somewhere in the back seat...
I'd eat them one at a time. Sometimes I'd crush one in my hand and let the crumbs fall into my open mouth. That always made her laugh. My Sister carefully matched me chip for chip, never noticing that sometimes I'd eat two at once.
So we'd finish our Pringles about the same time, and I'd let her forget about them. Then, oh maybe an hour, two hours, heck sometimes half the day would pass before I'd calmly reach into my hiding place and pull out four or five Pringles chips.
Now. I want you to imagine the sound of a pre-scream, deep-lung, gotta-have-as-much-air-as-I-can-scream with inhalation... followed by MMMMMMOMMMMMM!!!! If you have the song "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons, go to the 40 second mark and you'll hear the best re-creation of that sound I've ever heard.
I have to laugh at some of you though; my Dad's threat was never that he was going to turn around. It was that he was going to PULL OVER and get in the back seat WITH us.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you
TDale313
(7,820 posts)Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke.
"Stop!"
Poke.
"I said stop" (starting to laugh)
"Poke"
"Stop!"
"Knock it off, you two"
"But I didn't... She poked me!"
"Just stop!"
Quiet for a moment.
"Poke"
tavernier
(12,410 posts)and I will shut your water off!
(The worst threat dad LW ever made!!)
IT MEANT BUSINESS!!!