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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsToday Is a Work Holiday in Alabama to Honor Jefferson Davis
(And Lindsey Graham declares his campaign. Coincidence?)
If you needed to run yonder to Bessemer for that easement to cross Scuzz McWhorters field sos you can dig up all the lead shot what grammas blasted out there from the kitchen porch over all these years, let it wait till Tuesday, son: Alabama done went down to the beach in honor of the Confederacy!
Yes, it is another first Monday in June, which means it is Jefferson Davis Day, Alabamas official commemoration of the Confederate States first and only president. A holiday still celebrated by two thirds of state residents. The only state holiday, in fact, to commemorate ol JD. Offices are closed, just like they would be on Confederate Memorial Day and Robert E. Lee Day in Alabama! Go home, get grilling, get wet, get stupid, and reflect on the things that matter in life.
Its a peculiar holiday, given that Jefferson Davis birthday is actually on June 3, and also given that Davis was born in Kentucky, ruled in Virginia, fled through the Carolinas and Georgia, retired in Tennessee, and settled in Mississippi, with only the briefest of layovers in Alabama. And also because Jefferson Davis was the head of a fucking racist tyrannical state whose fucking reason for fucking existing was its fucking insistence on the treatment of enslaved human beings as fucking chattel to enrich fucking people like Jefferson Davis.
But, you know, its June. And its nice out! Lay in the recently repainted bed of the 79 El Camino and soak up the states rights.
FYI: There is a young lady about mid article in a Confederate flag bikini laying on the aforementioned '79 El Camino, so clicking on the link and scrolling down could be NSFW
http://gawker.com/today-is-a-work-holiday-in-alabama-to-honor-jefferson-d-1708148870
shenmue
(38,506 posts)I haven't even had lunch yet.
ladjf
(17,320 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)...the only question that comes to my mind is, "Why does that guy have on underwear beneath his swim trunks?"
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)underpants
(183,043 posts)Lee-Jackson has been a holiday for a long time here in the ooooold Dominion. When they finally passed MLK Day in the early 90's they threw it in with L-J Day. Lee Jackson King Day - get it?
Then some ooooold Vuhginya types protested "Why, that third fella they uh won't even born in Vuhginya!!!" Much harrumphes from other oooold Vuginya types. pssst Stonewall Jackson was born in Moorefield which is now in West by God Virginia....but no matter.
So the oooold anti-gubmint types made it into TWO holidays, mostly for state employees. They get a 4 day weekend 2 weeks into each new year.
Brother Buzz
(36,507 posts)rurallib
(62,483 posts)now the tea baggers carry it on.