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Study Links Homosexuality to Eating Grits
Not The Onion! The Daily Currant. 
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/study-links-homosexuality-to-eating-grits/
Scientists at Stanford University released a study today showing that men who regularly eat grits are 70 percent more likely to have gay children....
After investigating further, the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin, which acts as a free radical inside a man’s testes and damages his sperm’s DNA....
“Gay people like to say that they are born that way, and they are right,” he explains. "The DNA damage that causes homosexuality happens much earlier, even before conception.
"Homosexuality is a choice. But it's the father's choice. What he eats for breakfast determines the orientation of his child."
After investigating further, the scientists discovered that chemical processing of grits creates a substance called homotonin, which acts as a free radical inside a man’s testes and damages his sperm’s DNA....
“Gay people like to say that they are born that way, and they are right,” he explains. "The DNA damage that causes homosexuality happens much earlier, even before conception.
"Homosexuality is a choice. But it's the father's choice. What he eats for breakfast determines the orientation of his child."
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plug for new movie
makes the same amount of sense
i love this
So go ahead and have some grits, or shrimp and grits, if you're down South Carolina way. New Orleans brunches offer grillades (grilled strips of meat) and grits as well.
I love grits, my Daddy loves grits, my Momma loves grits and I'm a lesbian.
There, it's settled, with a N of 1 
who turned out to be gay, much to Flo and Alice's surprise.
