The Gynotician's Glossary
The Gynotician Glossary
The Gynotician's Glossary
Gynotician Definition:
a politician who feels more qualified than women and their doctors to make their health care decisions.
AbortionNope.
Birth ControlA form of abortion, i.e. never ok without prior Gynotician permission.
Gateway Sexual ActivityUnclear. Eye-contact, holding hands, hugging, kissing.
Legitimate RapeWhen a woman is actually raped but doesnt get pregnant because the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Mandatory UltrasoundsAny woman choosing to end her pregnancy should be subject to shaming. Therefore, they must undergo a government-mandated ultrasound, and when possible, must have the image placed in her line of sight and a state-mandated script read to her. Even if shes the victim of rape, this is all a part of a womans right to know.
Mandatory Waiting PeriodsBecause women need time to think about the health care decision they have already made, women must sometimes wait up to 72 hours to receive health care (weekends dont countits a scientific fact that ladies brains stop working).
PersonhoodAnyone who deserves full legal protections, like an adult male or fertilized egg.
TelemedicineNo. Because rural women dont deserve health care if they cant drive hundreds of miles to get it.
TRAPThe name says it all. Targeted restrictions on abortion providers designed to close them down rather than to make them safer for women. Ex. Specific, down-to-the-inch dimensions for exam rooms, hallways and janitors closets, and medically unnecessary requirements for doctors.
Womens HealthYuck. See also: Optional
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