Donald let's elect YOU as president!!! -- Unless, of course, you weren't being sarcastic like me.

• Loyal Americans would be treated merely as consumers while unpatriotic types of all stripes would be considered costs
• Consumers have limited rights versus the corporate person, but costs can be eliminated
• A nation's "brand identity" is more about image than substance; in short, cosmetic nationalism would become the American Way
• The motto of E Pluribus Unum would be wielded like a bludgeon to stamp out diversity and institute conformity
• Independence Day would ultimately become a day to celebrate "freedom" from government red tape and regulation

Anytime you hear some fiscal conservative, pro-business jackass spout why America should be run like a corporation, know that this person is the enemy within.

That it! Introduce a USA loyalty program with miles accrual...

not for anything like material gain but for intangible Prestige. He'd be worse than Bush.

And then there are his policy positions.

We should have some fun with this.