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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsStephen Hawking tells One Direction fans of alternate universe in which all band members are dead
Theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has told One Direction fans around the world that there is a parallel universe in which every member of the boy band is dead.
Hawking appeared in holographic form at the Sydney Opera House beamed from his Cambridge University base, to explain how the multiverse means at least one version of One Direction was killed by an enraged Justin Bieber fan.
He told the audience, The very concept of the multiverse means that whatever can happen, does happen, and so one day we will prove there is a universe out there in which every member of One Direction was hacked to death by an angry Belieber.
You can rest assured they all died in pain and terror and that it put an immediate end to any musical releases whatsoever from the band.
In fact, in that universe, its become a day of celebration, not one of mourning made even better because Simon Cowell gave all his money away and went off to become a monk.
http://newsthump.com/2015/04/28/stephen-hawking-tells-one-direction-fans-of-alternate-universe-in-which-all-band-members-are-dead/
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Stephen Hawking tells One Direction fans of alternate universe in which all band members are dead (Original Post)
Katashi_itto
Jun 2015
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jberryhill
(62,444 posts)1. Cute
That site seems to have a lot of stories you just can't find anywhere else.
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)2. Well, I would not wish death upon the members of the band Rush...
MisterP
(23,730 posts)3. only if every single fluctuation branches a new universe; there's a book with all the answers, tho