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KamaAina

(78,249 posts) Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:51 PM Jun 2015

The Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” Generator

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2015/06/justice_scalia_insult_generator_how_the_supreme_court_justice_would_mock.html

When it comes to penning baroquely articulated vitriol, Justice Antonin Scalia may rival William Shakespeare. His dissent on Obamacare brought us “pure applesauce” and “jiggery-pokery.” On Friday, he offered “mummeries” and “judicial Putsch.” In fact, his lexicon of argle-bargle insults is nearly bottomless. So what would your Scalia burn be? Find out with our generator.

Scalia's burn for KamaAina is...

“One would think that KamaAina's interpretations are pure. Come on.”

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The Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” Generator (Original Post) KamaAina Jun 2015 OP

“One would think that Petronius's vision is flagpole sitting. This wolf comes as a wolf.” petronius Jun 2015 #1

Nice post, Harvey Danger! KamaAina Jun 2015 #2

“One would think that geardaddy's arrogance is mystical argle-bargle. Ask the nearest hippie.” geardaddy Jun 2015 #3

“One would think that longship's mind is growths of a diseased root. That, alas, is not a novelty.” longship Jun 2015 #4

“One would think that Lumberjack jeff's sentiments are a threat to American democracy."... lumberjack_jeff Jun 2015 #5

This one's pretty accurate: LuvNewcastle Jun 2015 #6

That so fucking rocks! Iggo Jun 2015 #7

“One would think that The Velveteen Ocelot's brain is a threat to American democracy. Huh?” The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2015 #8

petronius

(26,614 posts)

1. “One would think that Petronius's vision is flagpole sitting. This wolf comes as a wolf.”

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:54 PM

Jun 2015

But a wolf is good, right?

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

2. Nice post, Harvey Danger!

Reply to petronius (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:56 PM

Jun 2015

geardaddy

(24,936 posts)

3. “One would think that geardaddy's arrogance is mystical argle-bargle. Ask the nearest hippie.”

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 04:56 PM

Jun 2015

I completely agree. My arrogance is mystical argle-bargle.

longship

(40,416 posts)

4. “One would think that longship's mind is growths of a diseased root. That, alas, is not a novelty.”

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 05:02 PM

Jun 2015

I love it!

Here's one of mine for Tony:

"Nino Scalia has a mind untroubled by thought. It is actually really pitiful."

lumberjack_jeff

(33,224 posts)

5. “One would think that Lumberjack jeff's sentiments are a threat to American democracy."...

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 05:16 PM

Jun 2015

“I would hide my head in a bag.”

LuvNewcastle

(16,869 posts)

6. This one's pretty accurate:

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:30 PM

Jun 2015

"One would think that LuvNewcastle's silly extravagances are like some ghoul in a late-night horror movie that repeatedly sits up in its grave and shuffles abroad after being repeatedly killed and buried. Impossible possibility!"

I do like my horror flicks.

Iggo

(47,603 posts)

7. That so fucking rocks!

Reply to LuvNewcastle (Reply #6)

Fri Jun 26, 2015, 06:33 PM

Jun 2015

The Velveteen Ocelot

(116,021 posts)

8. “One would think that The Velveteen Ocelot's brain is a threat to American democracy. Huh?”