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SidDithers

(44,228 posts)
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 08:24 PM Jun 2015

A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You

From David Wong, one of my very favourite writers, at Cracked.com.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/a-30-second-guide-to-how-gay-marriage-ruling-affects-you/

n light of the recent ruling, we have updated the following guide, originally published in June 2013:

In case you missed it, or just saw people screaming about it on Facebook, the U.S. Supreme Court just made the final decision legalizing gay marriage nationwide. Every time a ruling like this comes down, millions of people, most of whom are neither gay nor looking to get same-sex married, loudly ask how exactly it impacts their life ...

If You Are a Homosexual and Are Already Married:

If you had been lucky enough to live in a state that allowed gay marriage, the federal government already recognized your marriage as a thing, and you were eligible for tax, health, and pension benefits under federal law like any other married couple. Previously, if you had moved to another state that didn't recognize gay marriage, that state didn't have to recognize your marriage. Now, your marriage is recognized everywhere, the same as anyone else's.

If You Are a Homosexual and Want to Get Married:

Where before this came down to whether or not your state had legalized it, now you are free to do so regardless of which state you live in.

If You Are a Heterosexual and Do NOT Want to Enter into a Homosexual Marriage:

You will not be required to marry a gay person. This is a common misunderstanding. This decision actually does not affect you in any way.

If You Are Currently in a Heterosexual Marriage:

This decision does not affect you in any way.


and more, including an hilarious screencap from the Freepers, at the link.



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A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You (Original Post) SidDithers Jun 2015 OP
I still don't understand. I'm single. Can I marry a frog ? She's a girl frog. Quite lovely. BlueJazz Jun 2015 #1
 

BlueJazz

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1. I still don't understand. I'm single. Can I marry a frog ? She's a girl frog. Quite lovely.
Fri Jun 26, 2015, 08:53 PM
Jun 2015

Thank you.

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