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Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President, keeping track of them has never been more confusing or difficult. Luckily, weve put together a cheat sheet with quick trivia to help the political layperson discuss with confidence the nuances of each male candidates views and legitimacy. Feel free to use any and all of these in kicky water cooler conversations about politics this summer, and impress your friends!
Jeb Bush
Who? Former Florida governor
Strength: Bilingual, centri$t
Weakness: Once listed himself as Hispanic on a voter registration form, which is very silly because hes a Bush, which is like double the white of the average white. It is an almost-lethal dose of toxic levels of white. Hes Write An Entire Feature Length Screenplay in 12 Hours-levels of white, if you catch my drift.
Scott Walker
Who? Union-busting hot ham enthusiast
Strength: Is married to woman named Tonette, which makes him and his wife the couple with the most Wisconsin names in US History.
Weakness: His record as governor of Wisconsin; he is also physically unable to move the top half of his face while speaking which makes him come across like a lying potato.
Rick Perry
Who? Rubber-faced Texan Dick Tracy villain
Strength: New glasses.
Weakness: Pills, numbers.
Fig 1: Scott Walker, Jeb Bush, Rick Perry
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Violet_Crumble
(35,984 posts)One small criticism. I was a bit disappointed that they didn't know who the Metric guy is:
Who? ????
Strength: Sounds like he might be good at ??? baseball??? In the 40s maybe?!?
Weakness: Like every human being who has ever existed, like every human civilization that ever existed, he will one day die.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)as he is a prolific Amazon book reviewer.
What I did not know is he is running on the Libertarian platform, as an educational move.
Here is info..he is really an interesting guy.
http://www.independentpoliticalreport.com/2015/06/robert-david-steele-seeking-libertarian-presidential-nomination-wants-to-create-coalition-to-end-two-party-tyranny/