the undead - AlQaeda #2

You have been promoted to the No. 2 spot in Al Qaeda!

"Hey that's great, what are my benefits, new duties, etc."

"Don't know, no one has ever lived long enough in this spot to find out"

"Doh!"

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or...

"This guy has been making blazen power plays and brown nosing to no end in our Al Qaeda organization, how do we get rid of him?"

"Easy, we promote him to the No. 2 spot"

"Brilliant!"

He get his Life Insurance dropped the minute he accepts.

...that's one way to reduce expenses since the loss of Bin Laden's financial prowess.

id ask where they get all these #2s -- but really i do not want to know.

Congrats, who are your next of kin?

How you doing trumad?

I'm good---how are you?

was Leo McKern.

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