Roofing nails point down.

"See, every other nail has the head on the wrong end, but we'll use them on the other side and save money"

Although I hear he plans to use bricks of mud and straw as the workers sing, "Let my people go."

I envision an enormous Sphinx at the gates, with a huge comb over.

and that joke was around when I started.

When I heard it first, the party being slandered was not a political party. I like it better this way.