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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsToday is George W. Bush's 70th birthday. Offer your heartfelt well-wishes here.
Me first.
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Dear Murdering Fuck:
I've spent so many long years shitting down your throat that anything I say today will be redundant to hall-of-mirrors proportions. What is there left to say? You're a liar, a thief, and a serial killer on a scale not seen on this good Earth in ages. Your very existence is an insult, and the fact that you've gotten to enjoy 70 years on the same planet as those you consigned to brutal death makes me pray to an afterlife I don't believe in that you will reap your true reward in a place where pain and punishment are measured in eons.
But no. You'll die someday in a comfortable bed with the best health care available, sure and certain that Jesus is waiting to welcome you. Me? I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire in front of me. You are a polyp in the colon of folly, you are brute greed personified, and if justice truly existed you would be in jail on this most auspicious of days.
Happy birthday, you blood-sodden killer of children. I hope you rot, and I hope it hurts. Blow out your candles and know that someday the bell will toll for thee, too. When that day comes, I will traverse fire, flood and mayhem for the opportunity to shit on your grave.
Very Sincerely Yours,
Me
Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Advocating and practicing torture, starting two useless and illegal wars, the worst terrorist attack on American soil, re-starting the Cold War for the hell of it, nominating John Roberts and Sam Alito, giving wealthy folks breaks beyond belief . . . oh, and SCREWING the economy almost beyond repair.
SCantiGOP
(13,879 posts)What about Nixon?
The two things I knew were immutable facts when I was in my early 20s was that there would never be a black President, nor could there be a worse President than Nixon in my lifetime.
I'm glad I was wrong about the first, and can't believe I was wrong about the second. Bush made Nixon look like a statesman.
StevieM
(10,500 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts). . . hard to imagine which dummy had more people working for him to prevent their presidency's failure.
High Treason vs. Blatant War Crimes.
Which one required more cover up?
One wonders.
ghostsinthemachine
(3,569 posts)Eat shit and die motherfucker.
forest444
(5,902 posts)May he have a long and healthy life - in prison, on treason charges.
He could make himself useful by binding children's books, especially those about goats.
amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)over this thread. Hard to believe they still defend W the Moron
http://www.discussionist.com/1015889456
Rex
(65,616 posts)They pretend to be such good outstanding citizens, then they shit all over the next person they meet. Then right back to being fine outstanding citizens!
I cannot believe anyone would buy their narrative, since it is as unstable as their mindset.
11 Bravo
(23,928 posts)posting at Discussionist (and that requires some serious dumb.) He's a mouthy, semi-literate little fuckwad, who seems to believe that the prolific use of smilies somehow lends credence to his ignorant bullshit.
He is a racist, a sexist, a bigot, and a fucking moron. And those are his GOOD qualities.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)2naSalit
(87,012 posts)Initech
(100,155 posts)irisblue
(33,067 posts)CountAllVotes
(20,884 posts)I never voted for you because I knew how evil you are.
You ruined an entire country, a country of people once known as "Americans". Now we are a people divided, living in fear, carrying guns everywhere and shooting innocent people.
What a bastard you are for killing not only people all over the world, but killing America as I once knew it before 9/11 happened, an event staged by YOU you bastard, yes you.
You thought you pulled one over on the public at large BUT you did not fool everyone, including myself.
You former President Bush*t belong in jail.
Happy Birthday you war criminal!
With no love ever,
ME
for your birthday cake and more for all that you eat for the rest of your sorry arsed life.
Vinca
(50,342 posts)3catwoman3
(24,147 posts)...one!
maxsolomon
(33,475 posts)it makes me think he has some concept of what he is responsible for.
i still wish that journalist had pegged him with his shoe.
spanone
(135,958 posts)KeizoOshima2
(17 posts)It's a shame you're not in jail right now.
pkdu
(3,977 posts)napkinz
(17,199 posts)davekriss
(4,644 posts)n2doc
(47,953 posts)There is a scene in the book Excession, by Iain M. Banks, were a very powerful and advanced spaceship tortures a person responsible for a Holocaust-like mass murder on a planet. The torture consists of forcing the person to relive in first person the deaths of each of the people that he ordered killed, in all the myriad ways that they died, until his hearts give out. If only that could happen to Shrub, Darth, and the rest of the gang.
lpbk2713
(42,777 posts)Still thinks he hit a triple to this day.
rug
(82,333 posts)Fuckhead.
Perfect!
Surya Gayatri
(15,445 posts)kentuck
(111,111 posts)On the day when we are discussing high crimes and misdemeanors...
mrr303am
(159 posts)nolabear
(42,009 posts)And they're both wonderful people.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Economy failed
Democracy got derailed
You all should be jailed
deaniac21
(6,747 posts)in 24 business hours.
PJMcK
(22,078 posts)sofa king
(10,857 posts)... he's practically immortal.
SidDithers
(44,228 posts)Sid
ismnotwasm
(42,030 posts)Excellent observation!
Martin Eden
(12,888 posts)I wrote this when he left office:
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You'd take pleasure in your behind
I'd like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should suffer all the grief and pain
Of your misbegotten war
Though I can never make you think
Or feel, or understand
I'll take solace when you hear your name
Cursed throughout the land
From inside a lonely prison cell
Dark and bare and cold
Where every day you pay for your crimes
Until you're sick, heartbroken, and old
Then when you finally leave the earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You're going straight to hell.
MFM008
(19,839 posts)pink-o
(4,056 posts)...with a "special cake". Just like the one Octavia Spencer made in "The Help"
DinahMoeHum
(21,843 posts)Choke on it, George.
sofa king
(10,857 posts)Dear George,
As you sit in the lap of luxury in your whites-only neighborhood while Texas burns, take a moment to realize just how much of a tragic failure you were as President.
You never won. You got close enough to steal it, twice. To protect yourself you lied to start wars that have now killed millions, including thousands of Americans. Then you cut veterans' benefits so that thousands more Americans died and killed themselves. You lied, you cheated, you stole, you hid, you destroyed. You left America a shell of its former self, adrift in the sea of amoral effluvia that you denied was rising as ardently as the seas which are devouring your property holdings today.
I'll give you a minute to look up "effluvia."
Now, as your hateful wife dictates this to you, because you can barely read, the enormity of your failure should be weighing on you again. But it wasn't all for nought. Many good things have begun to emerge from your malign rule.
Look there, a black man is a two-term President and he accomplished more positive things in his first one hundred days than you ever did in your life! Over there a woman is going to be the next President! And over there, Republicans are about to lose the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court. Your pal Dick Cheney is a resident of Dubai now, and he only comes over for two weeks a year to avoid paying taxes. Antonin Scalia is dead and now Clarence Thomas has to crib off of someone else, just like you did at Yale.
All these good things are a direct result of your being the worst President in American history. Some day, in a future America where racism is a memory and narcissists like you are forbidden from holding high office, people will point back and say, "George Bush made all this possible. By being so bad, he forced America to become great again." Every evil and self-serving thing you did is being walked back and undone, and the walls are closing in on you now, a prisoner in your own gated community.
I'm happy to know that your reclusion--that means hiding--is a symptom of the depression that gnaws at your self-esteem and gives you no peace. The demons that chase you now are a mere shadow of those that will tear at your soul when you are dead and burning in Hell.
See you there,
sofa king
2naSalit
(87,012 posts)Since there are no words to convey my contempt for that piece of poo, I'll just have to resort to images (alos because he can't read and comprehend)...
ETA one I forgot...
Kelvin Mace
(17,469 posts)CountAllVotes
(20,884 posts)They can make you feel a hell of a lot better at times!
skypilot
(8,854 posts)malaise
(269,365 posts)Paint blood
spiderpig
(10,419 posts)muntrv
(14,505 posts)Javaman
(62,540 posts)then dance a jig on his grave.
this man is my inspiration...
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Dawson Leery
(19,348 posts)Barack Obama is the 43rd President and Hillary will be 44.
Bush the un-elected lesser was but the "Commander of the Civil Junta".
NoMoreRepugs
(9,530 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)There ya go, W!
elleng
(131,458 posts)Chilcot report: Tony Blair's Iraq War case not justified.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-36712735
hamsterjill
(15,224 posts)First, I'd like to tell you that I hate your guts for screwing up my beloved Texas. Then I'd like to tell you that I hate your guts even more for what you did to my country.
You only "made it" because of who your daddy is. You're not smart, you're not capable, you're not talented. You're just a rich little dumbass that grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth and never learned to care about your fellow human beings.
Signed,
A Texan who will never forget.
Oh, and P.S.:
We all know that Al Gore really won!
CountAllVotes
(20,884 posts)and, We Shall Never Forget! !!!
LWolf
(46,179 posts)the occasion of your 70th year on the planet, may you find time to reflect, to learn, and to evolve.
spiderpig
(10,419 posts)He doesn't have to.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)My B-day wish for Dubya = a long, painful death and then exile to the outer ring of hell where he, James Buchanan, Andrew Jackson, and the Gipper all take turns fellating each other.
(Yup, I put the very worst presidents ever all together in hell -- I wish sometimes I could believe in such a place.)
It's hard for me as a U.S. history instructor to pick a SINGLE worst-ever prez, but those four are definitely all in the running; personally I'd have to say I find Buchanan to be the worst, simply b/c the Civil War, then it's really hard not to go with AJ based on his policy of genocide and his destruction of the Bank. Although my hatred of W. is visceral, the objective historian in me has to say that he was in fact the third-worst.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)3catwoman3
(24,147 posts)AwakeAtLast
(14,134 posts).
Rex
(65,616 posts)I long for the day you end up in prison.
ellie
(6,929 posts)Fuck you one thousand percent. Here is a song for you:
On edit: I personally know FOUR people who died in W's little fucking war. I hope he rots in hell.
Initech
(100,155 posts)Response to WilliamPitt (Original post)
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Turin_C3PO
(14,156 posts)Response to Turin_C3PO (Reply #71)
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Turin_C3PO
(14,156 posts)That's not cool. The OP should know better than to call President Obama names. Obama isn't perfect but he's the best we've had in a long while imo.
GoCubsGo
(32,103 posts)For your birthday, I wish for you to get back everything you dished out to us. The sooner your life becomes the same living hell you created for the rest of us, the better.
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)I think he was a non-entity, who was appointed to every job he ever had--including the Presidency--and fucked up all of them. Someone who, if there were any real meritocracy in this country, would have spent his life cleaning Men's rooms. A man with innocent blood on his hands, who left his country infinitely worse off than when he inherited it, and who needed a competent President to clean up his mess--in the teeth of overwhelming partisan opposition. A catastrophe, a disaster, a clusterfuck. Worst President ever? The competition is tough--Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Wilson, Nixon...but he's on the short list.
Demonaut
(8,939 posts)Drahthaardogs
(6,843 posts)You Fuck.
trof
(54,256 posts)Skittles
(153,321 posts)seriously
Mendocino
(7,533 posts)today is your birthday. Are you going to do something special? I would suggest going hunting with Dick Cheney.
Dirty Socialist
(3,252 posts)Socal31
(2,484 posts)I'm good at reading between the lines....and it is almost as if some of these "happy" wishes aren't sincere!
JEB
(4,748 posts)tavernier
(12,431 posts)sat down on the toilet seat only to discover it was covered in piss?
I hate people who ill wish others, and I never do it myself, but since it is a special occasion, I had to bend my rule.
Please be seated!
GaYellowDawg
(4,452 posts)And I hope one of your Scotties bites you in the testicles.
JEB
(4,748 posts)letting this bloody stain on the American soul go unwashed. Fucking disgusting.
http://www.commondreams.org/news/2016/07/06/blissful-bush-celebrates-birthday-no-war-crime-reckoning
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)WhiteTara
(29,739 posts)your miserable traitorous life!
Motley13
(3,867 posts)We are STILL in Iraq