There was no passion as was evident when shown side-by-side next to the original Michelle Obama speech.

Study it out.

N/T

Oh, the humanity!

Well played!

No really... that's the way they're trying to spin it.

from Michelle Obama's speech. It doesn't matter how good the rest of the speech is or how well she did or didn't deliver it.

So, yeah, I would say that eclipses the rest of the speech. Of course, the speech in the OP isn't hers either.

just cheered on Michelle Obama's speech.

Sometimes I think Donald Trump is trying to fail miserably at running for president just to embarrass the GOP. But the Tea Party folks are so stupid they have no fricking clue this is happening.

porch in Mississippi, I really choked up..

Twitter has the hashtag FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes.

I...I I I...consider myself....consider myself...myself....

Leave her alone!!

though I must admit I almost cried when she said
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Donal... your country

Twitter has the hashtag FamousMalaniaTrumpQuotes.

You should take your quote to twitter. There is a twitter hashtag called FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes. People are taking the famous quotes of other people and attributing them to Melania Trump.

but someone should add

Et to Brute?

Face it: the fact that Ms. Trump could get a few intelligible phrases out---even the ones she stole from Ms. Obama---assured that she'd get good reviews from certain quarters.

Maybe Trump Jr. will use the Gettysburg language in his presentation tonight.......

It was a half hearted, cut and past speech that she simply got up and read off of a teleprompter, and for the first hour or so the republicans and their whore media lackeys were in PREPROGRAMMED orgasm mode, breathlessly saying how incredible she was.

And that's how you make America great again.

Somebody needs to send it to that white supremacist douchebag, Rep. Steve King.

The jokes just write themselves with these republicans, don't they? This is a great thread, btw!
K&R

Well played, cs. Nicely done!

Melania upstaged the stop Trump folks, right? Maybe they did this on purpose.

She stole from Common?

in the audience who aren`t Slovenian

The mix of tenses reads like some mad Hunter S Thomson drug riff

there, but it certainly sounds familiar. Gettysburg? Please correct if I'm wrong.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for Donald Trump to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of privilege and of wealthh entitle them, a one-sided respect to the opinions of white, entitled mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that some men (but not women) are created more equal than others, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are the good Life, unbridled Liberty and the pursuit of self-centered Happiness. That to secure these rights, we went our form of Government to be instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the entitled governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the 1 to 3 % to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to not impact their wealth and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under equal right nonsense, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security and their silver spooned children. —

"A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.""

--ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.