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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSecond verse, same as the first. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!!
Ted ("With friends like me, who needs enemas?" Cruz is saying: "If it wasn't for Don the Con and his thugs and mindless followers, I would have been the nominee! . . . Then instead of discord and animosity, I could have brought the Party together. . . . Deceitful Donald and his hoards of vermin and cretins will never do it. . . . Only I have that unique ability!"
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Above CAPTION based on Cruz's performance at the RNC Convention 7.20.16 , a relevant clip of which can be seen at:
http://www.vox.com/2016/7/20/12245308/ted-cruz-republican-convention-donald-trump-boos
Entire speech at LiveLeak:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d49_1469111015
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Second verse, same as the first. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jul 2016
OP
auntpurl
(4,311 posts)1. "You thought that logo was a metaphor for f*cking someone over? Watch this!"
Ilsa
(61,717 posts)2. 'My word is my bond!'
'Except when I refuse to follow through on my pledge to support the the gop nominee.'
Zambero
(8,981 posts)3. Yes, I did pledge to support our party's nominee
But I never said it had to be this year!
skip fox
(19,360 posts)4. Ted Cruz is saying:
"My mother always told me that to get other people to like me, I first had to like myself. . . . So why is everyone always turning away when they see me coming?"
Mendocino
(7,531 posts)5. "Everything I know,
I learned from my father.....BWWAAHHHHHAA"
imanamerican63
(13,839 posts)6. Where is my bugger when I am hungry?
underpants
(183,043 posts)7. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY! (Trump plane flies over)....okay. Never mind.
ksoze
(2,068 posts)8. "To honor my pledge....I therefore ask you to vote unconsciously"
Johonny
(20,965 posts)9. There's only one thing all of America can agree on. You'll hate me. I'm a uniter not a divider
so hate away America. Liberals hate me, conservatives hate me, my own daughter hates me, my wife that's not as hot as Trumps hates me. The only thing I got left is the idea that hating Lyin' Ted brings this country together. Hate me America, do it. Hate me for America.
Johonny
(20,965 posts)10. I'm hearing a lot of Boos someone call Ghostbusters
Nitram
(22,971 posts)11. "With friends like me, who needs exzema?"