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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs it only me that visualizes trump sitting on a toilet sending out tweets
I can't get it out of my head
Eye bleach. Need...eye...bleach.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)Last edited Tue Jul 26, 2016, 08:22 AM - Edit history (1)
Chemisse
(30,829 posts)It's an image I wish I'd never conjured.
Skittles
(153,328 posts)and the toilet looks like a throne
forgotmylogin
(7,540 posts)Thanks for that...it's like RINGU you can't un-see.
rusty quoin
(6,133 posts)Hekate
(91,059 posts)....tonsorial fantasy at all costs.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Poor Melania! That's supposed to turn her on?
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)lpbk2713
(42,778 posts)Because he's full of crap.
Wounded Bear
(58,800 posts)Peachhead22
(1,078 posts)But it did make me laugh.
C_U_L8R
(45,049 posts)After, you know.... Oh just ewwww
Blue Owl
(50,609 posts)n/t
IamTheNoodle
(98 posts)And shat out both ends during his speeches.
https://www.google.com/search?q=trump+facial+expressions&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=855&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjD1cvooZDOAhVh7oMKHYpxCeQQsAQIGw&dpr=1
procon
(15,805 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)As long as you don't start dreaming about it.
Solly Mack
(90,803 posts)rufus dog
(8,419 posts)Now I can't get it out of my head, DAMN YOU!
progressoid
(50,034 posts)Demonaut
(8,939 posts)Initech
(100,157 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)tRump's face at the moment of climax.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)You should be banned from DU!!
Karen_J
(22 posts)If Trump spent too much time there, he might accidentally flush himself.
susanna
(5,231 posts)The tweets do sound rather constipated.
RonniePudding
(889 posts)Thanks a lot.
Javaman
(62,540 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,235 posts)...well, you know.
Straining.
rug
(82,333 posts)sarae
(3,284 posts)because now I can't get it out of my head!
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,388 posts)... dictating tweets to his secretary whose eyes are watering from the fumes.
Wait, no, that was LBJ who did business while doing his business.
The_Casual_Observer
(27,742 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)Calista241
(5,586 posts)Hadn't occurred to me until I read your post and you have now ruined my life.
Mendocino
(7,534 posts)Even his farts have hashtags.
GoCubsGo
(32,103 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)I picture his pants down around his ankles so you can see his socks and the only thing hiding his, er, 'little hand' is a huge tie depicting the American Flag trailing down into the toilet. The toilet is an actual throne with a hole in it.
Ilsa
(61,721 posts)to try and sell on eBay since he thinks his shit doesn't stink.
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