Mitt Romney, though... Put him in the Oval Office and I swear it'd be like one of those Troy McClure infomercials from The Simpsons.

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because of his "putting food on your family"-type statements.

Romney is just scary.

The android wouldn't be as stiff.

down my spine thinking about it.
In the infamous words of Val Kilmer in the movie Tombstone
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Thats what I would feel like of that asshole ever got elected.

I tuned out Bush early on, just to preserve a modicum of sanity. The next day summaries on-line were bad enough.