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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)
Dear bug eaters,
Shut the fuck up. Just for five fucking minutes.
We know you want to end taxation. We know you dont care that every reputable economist on the goddamned fucking planet has tried to explain to you inbred sisterfuckers that austerity budgets and tax breaks for billionaires and transnational corporations makes joblessness worse, not better. It makes the recession worse, not better. It makes the deficit worse, not better.
But you dont care what experts have to say, do you, knuckle-draggers, because all you care about is what makes you feel better. And what makes you feel better, apparently, is waddling up and down the street with powdered wigs and little flags and misspelled signs with pictures of the president wearing a turban, and you think that makes your opinion equal to those of educated experts who do research for a living. Dont you get how utterly fucking bug-stupid that makes you look?
We know you want to drill for oil in Yellowstone and downtown Detroit and fucking Disneyland and two miles down through the fucking Antarctic ice cap and on Mars and every goddamned place you can think of, until the entire solar system is a polluted piece of steaming shit just like fucking Texas.
We know you email each other ape jokes and watermelon jokes and other racist Ku Klux Klan fucking bullshitjust what, three years? after screaming TREASON! at anyone who dared disagree with George W. Bush, and two years after deciding to tell everyone youre not actually Republican because that would mean you voted for the moron who destroyed our economy.
more . . . http://fucktheteabaggers.wordpress.com/2010/10/27/hello-world/#comment-130
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I wanna get drunk with the writer.
monmouth
(21,078 posts)annabanana
(52,791 posts)long words, and unravel all those compound sentences...
Maybe sometime next February.
madamesilverspurs
(15,821 posts)Question is, who's going to read it to the intended audience?
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Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I'm completely out of bananas and it's impossible to hold their attention while they're swinging from curtains.
xtraxritical
(3,576 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,846 posts)And it is funny. Making fun of your idiot opponents is a time-honored tradition in politics.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)The Doctor.
(17,266 posts)Too bad, there should be an avalanche of appreciation for this eloquent piece.
I'm also disappointed that none of the mouth-breathers have found it and commented. That would have been priceless.
SoutherDem
(2,307 posts)I thing some of the words are over their heads.
11 Bravo
(23,928 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)Is it like a song for the deaf? Painting for the blind?
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Will only be happy when everyone is miserable - because they think somehow they will miraculously not be affected by such misery, but that the happy people around them will succumb to misery instead.
That's how conservative minds work. Everyone but them will be screwed and they will be laughing all the way to the bank. It's no wonder they are big assholes.
GoneOffShore
(17,346 posts)Even though I really want to. Because it's just so florid and rant-y and beautifully profane.
But it does need to be out there somewhere.
proud2BlibKansan
(96,793 posts)Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)I did put a warning in front of it.
rustydog
(9,186 posts)Home run, hit it out of the park!
99Forever
(14,524 posts)warrior1
(12,325 posts)thanks for the link.
Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)Otherwise, perfect!
proud2BlibKansan
(96,793 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)slackmaster
(60,567 posts)amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)And all so true
I absolutely hate Pukes and will never apologize for it