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proud2BlibKansan

(96,793 posts)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 02:44 PM Jun 2012

A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW)

Dear bug eaters,

Shut the fuck up. Just for five fucking minutes.

We know you want to end taxation. We know you don’t care that every reputable economist on the goddamned fucking planet has tried to explain to you inbred sisterfuckers that austerity budgets and tax breaks for billionaires and transnational corporations makes joblessness worse, not better. It makes the recession worse, not better. It makes the deficit worse, not better.

But you don’t care what experts have to say, do you, knuckle-draggers, because all you care about is what makes you feel better. And what makes you feel better, apparently, is waddling up and down the street with powdered wigs and little flags and misspelled signs with pictures of the president wearing a turban, and you think that makes your opinion equal to those of educated experts who do research for a living. Don’t you get how utterly fucking bug-stupid that makes you look?

We know you want to drill for oil in Yellowstone and downtown Detroit and fucking Disneyland and two miles down through the fucking Antarctic ice cap and on Mars and every goddamned place you can think of, until the entire solar system is a polluted piece of steaming shit just like fucking Texas.

We know you email each other ape jokes and watermelon jokes and other racist Ku Klux Klan fucking bullshit–just what, three years?– after screaming TREASON! at anyone who dared disagree with George W. Bush, and two years after deciding to tell everyone you’re not actually Republican because that would mean you voted for the moron who destroyed our economy.

more . . . http://fucktheteabaggers.wordpress.com/2010/10/27/hello-world/#comment-130

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A letter to the illiterate. (NSFW) (Original Post) proud2BlibKansan Jun 2012 OP
Can I hear an AMEN!!! Wait Wut Jun 2012 #1
And they're all upset with Bush's head on a stick (Game of Thrones)..Hypocrisy unlimited...n/t monmouth Jun 2012 #2
ooo is he gonna GET IT!.. After the baggers look up all those annabanana Jun 2012 #3
Great rant! madamesilverspurs Jun 2012 #4
Not me. Wait Wut Jun 2012 #5
This kind of "humor" brings us down to their level, it's barley funny. xtraxritical Jun 2012 #22
I think you mean barely. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2012 #24
I think he meant it goes against the grain. Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2012 #25
Heh, only one comment. The Doctor. Jun 2012 #6
Does the letter come with a dictionary? SoutherDem Jun 2012 #7
Pow! rustydog Jun 2012 #15
Now THAT is a rant! Click on the link, it's worth reading the whole thing. 11 Bravo Jun 2012 #8
Now how does a letter to the illiterate work exactly? tclambert Jun 2012 #9
The "bug eaters" Aerows Jun 2012 #10
So, I can't really put this on facebook - GoneOffShore Jun 2012 #11
I found the link on Facebook proud2BlibKansan Jun 2012 #12
I posted it on mine. Wait Wut Jun 2012 #13
Damn, what I've always wanted to say! rustydog Jun 2012 #14
K&R 99Forever Jun 2012 #16
that was awesome warrior1 Jun 2012 #17
I would have said "f*ck" a few more times. ;) Chorophyll Jun 2012 #18
LOL!! proud2BlibKansan Jun 2012 #19
My favorite part, perhaps due to a recent encounter I had with a "bug eater".... Scuba Jun 2012 #20
4/10 - Too many cliches, not original, exessive reliance on fuck, needs some ALL CAPS for emphasis slackmaster Jun 2012 #21
Fabulous rant amuse bouche Jun 2012 #23
K&R. n/t Egalitarian Thug Jun 2012 #26

annabanana

(52,791 posts)
3. ooo is he gonna GET IT!.. After the baggers look up all those
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 03:04 PM
Jun 2012

long words, and unravel all those compound sentences...

Maybe sometime next February.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
5. Not me.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 03:13 PM
Jun 2012

I'm completely out of bananas and it's impossible to hold their attention while they're swinging from curtains.

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,846 posts)
24. I think you mean barely.
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 01:48 PM
Jun 2012

And it is funny. Making fun of your idiot opponents is a time-honored tradition in politics.

 

The Doctor.

(17,266 posts)
6. Heh, only one comment.
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 03:32 PM
Jun 2012

Too bad, there should be an avalanche of appreciation for this eloquent piece.

I'm also disappointed that none of the mouth-breathers have found it and commented. That would have been priceless.

tclambert

(11,087 posts)
9. Now how does a letter to the illiterate work exactly?
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 04:48 PM
Jun 2012

Is it like a song for the deaf? Painting for the blind?

 

Aerows

(39,961 posts)
10. The "bug eaters"
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 04:56 PM
Jun 2012

Will only be happy when everyone is miserable - because they think somehow they will miraculously not be affected by such misery, but that the happy people around them will succumb to misery instead.

That's how conservative minds work. Everyone but them will be screwed and they will be laughing all the way to the bank. It's no wonder they are big assholes.

GoneOffShore

(17,346 posts)
11. So, I can't really put this on facebook -
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 05:49 PM
Jun 2012

Even though I really want to. Because it's just so florid and rant-y and beautifully profane.

But it does need to be out there somewhere.

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
20. My favorite part, perhaps due to a recent encounter I had with a "bug eater"....
Fri Jun 15, 2012, 09:56 AM
Jun 2012
How you think lesbians have taken over the public university system—despite the fact that all the trustees and presidents and football coaches and most of the professors and most of the students and every evil fucker in any position of power happens to be in possession of a snow white penis.
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