Sunday prayers. Please come CAPTION Mitt ("Oatmeal's got nothing on me!") Romney!!!

Mitt (The Unfit) Romney is praying, "God watch over my donors and family and friends. And bless capitalism and the bottom line. And look over hurt little things, and try to feed the world. . . . Hmm, maybe mauve curtains in the garage's sitting room and an Olympic-sized pool flanked by half-a-dozen tennis courts. . . Oh, and try to stop that global warning stuff and get the reporters to go easier on me. . . . You got all that? . . . Do I need to have you read it back?"