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madinmaryland

(64,934 posts) Sun Jun 17, 2012, 05:25 PM Jun 2012

Chuck Norris Fact #214:

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Chuck Norris Fact #214: (Original Post) madinmaryland Jun 2012 OP

Damn, that's a good look for him Scootaloo Jun 2012 #1

Reagan's son jokes about how Shrub still had the department store creases in his cowboy getup Major Nikon Jun 2012 #7

So now President Obama is the Chuck Norris of politics. Okay let me try. ZM90 Jun 2012 #2

LOL on that last one. Zalatix Jun 2012 #16

President Obama can play the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword on his Atari 2600! ZM90 Jun 2012 #19

I heard the Force tried to audition for Obama's role... and failed. Zalatix Jun 2012 #20

Chuck Norris is so tough... PopYoColla Jun 2012 #3

This just proves... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #4

Obama counted to infinity panader0 Jun 2012 #5

President Obama played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun ZM90 Jun 2012 #6

Obama can build a snowman out of rain! randome Jun 2012 #9

Technically, you always play Russian Roulette with a loaded gun. OneTenthofOnePercent Jun 2012 #10

Sorry, you're out of your depth here. randome Jun 2012 #17

Infinity tried to count to Obama Zalatix Jun 2012 #8

Even better! randome Jun 2012 #11

President Obama can put out fire with gasoline! ZM90 Jun 2012 #12

Obama can create jobs despite JOHN BOEHNER!!! Zalatix Jun 2012 #13

-The Greatest Truism Ever- and here's a graph for the forgetful ones mikekohr Jun 2012 #14

Obama can drown a fish! randome Jun 2012 #15

Damn, he makes that hat look good. Autumn Jun 2012 #18

Kicked! madinmaryland Apr 2016 #21

Scootaloo

(25,699 posts)

1. Damn, that's a good look for him

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 05:32 PM

Jun 2012

Pulls it off better than the Connecticut Cowboy did, that's for damn sure.

Major Nikon

(36,828 posts)

7. Reagan's son jokes about how Shrub still had the department store creases in his cowboy getup

Reply to Scootaloo (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 05:33 AM

Jun 2012

...during his "brush clearing" photo ops at the pig farm.

ZM90

(706 posts)

2. So now President Obama is the Chuck Norris of politics. Okay let me try.

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 05:33 PM

Jun 2012

President Obama leaves messages before the beep.

President Obama found the island where they filmed the show "LOST".

The Presidential race of 2012 isn't actually close, Obama just wants Romney to think he has a chance because it amuses him.

Zalatix

(8,994 posts)

16. LOL on that last one.

Reply to ZM90 (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 09:37 AM

Jun 2012

When you open a can of whup-ass, The Rock Obama jumps out!

Obama is so bad-ass that Chuck Norris wants to secede to escape his wrath!

ZM90

(706 posts)

19. President Obama can play the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword on his Atari 2600!

Reply to Zalatix (Reply #16)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 05:35 AM

Jun 2012

President Obama won the world series of Poker with a hand consisting of a get out of jail free card from Monopoly, a Pikachu card from Pokemon, a blue reverse card from Uno, a Blue Eyes White Dragon card from Yu-Gi-Oh!, and a 2 from a set of playing cards.

President Obama is the only one who can yell "Checkmate!" in Monopoly and win!

President Obama was in all six Star Wars movies, he played "The Force".

Zalatix

(8,994 posts)

20. I heard the Force tried to audition for Obama's role... and failed.

Reply to ZM90 (Reply #19)

Tue Jun 19, 2012, 07:47 AM

Jun 2012

PopYoColla

(59 posts)

3. Chuck Norris is so tough...

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 06:09 PM

Jun 2012

...that he actually sat and watch one of his own movies....all the way thru!!!

That guys has balls of steel, i tell ya...

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

4. This just proves...

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 07:44 PM

Jun 2012

That Obama is re-distributing wealth

panader0

(25,816 posts)

5. Obama counted to infinity

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 09:27 PM

Jun 2012

Twice!

ZM90

(706 posts)

6. President Obama played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun

Reply to panader0 (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 05:20 AM

Jun 2012

and won!

President Obama had a 21 in blackjack, he asked for another card and won!

randome

(34,845 posts)

9. Obama can build a snowman out of rain!

Reply to ZM90 (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:28 AM

Jun 2012

OneTenthofOnePercent

(6,268 posts)

10. Technically, you always play Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.

Reply to ZM90 (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:29 AM

Jun 2012

And the odds are typically in your favor, too. Furthermore, taking a card on a blackjack hand containing an Ace (soft 21) and recieving any card value of 10 ALSO results in a 21 (Aces are worth 11 or 1).

Both of your examples are not etraordinary... quote ordinary infact.

randome

(34,845 posts)

17. Sorry, you're out of your depth here.

Reply to OneTenthofOnePercent (Reply #10)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 09:39 AM

Jun 2012

The Truth About Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T.
Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped.

All by Ian Spector. (Think there's a web site, too.)

Zalatix

(8,994 posts)

8. Infinity tried to count to Obama

Reply to panader0 (Reply #5)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 05:34 AM

Jun 2012

and failed!!!

randome

(34,845 posts)

11. Even better!

Reply to Zalatix (Reply #8)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 07:29 AM

Jun 2012

ZM90

(706 posts)

12. President Obama can put out fire with gasoline!

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jun 18, 2012, 08:18 AM

Jun 2012

President Obama has Xbox Live on his Nintendo 64!

President Obama can watch HD TV on a black and white Gameboy!

President Obama went to Taco Bueno, he asked for a Big Mac, and got one!