So I just woke up today and I see all this foldarall all over the news about some kind

of whoop de doo change in the way this here governent rations the health care...

Pwwwwwt. In my day we just cut things off that wa botherin' us and went on doin' what we was doin', we didn't need no governent git in the way....

Next thing you know they'll be letting negroes sit in the front of the bus....

Or put them homersexual in the Army...

By gum, what's this country coming too...