NEW F.B.I.-DIRECTOR JOB APPLICATION (Humor - or maybe not)
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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/new-f-b-i-director-job-application
Thank you for your interest in becoming the new director of the F.B.I.! As you know, the Federal Bureau of Investigation is vital to maintaining law and order in the United States. To insure that youre qualified for the job, please answer the questions below.
1. In times of war, the Presidents powers are:
a) Limitless.
b) Very, very big.
c) Unlawful to question.
d) All of the above.
2. In times of peace, the Presidents powers are:
a) Identical to his wartime powers.
3. Should a Presidents Administration be suspected of having colluded with a foreign government to fraudulently win an election, the proper response by the F.B.I. would be to:
a) Delay any investigation until the President has left office, thereby assuring smooth executive governance.
b) Ask the President if this is true; accept the answer unquestioningly.
c) Watch a little Fox & Friends before making any big decisions.
d) Such a scenario would not occur.
4. If the F.B.I.against all logicwere to begin investigating collusion, and the F.B.I. director were then terminated for totally unrelated reasons, it would be the responsibility of the incoming director to:
a) Bring the investigation to an immediate halt.
b) Apologize to the President on behalf of all law enforcement.
c) Locate the previous F.B.I. director; jail him.
d) Take another look at that Podesta guy. Somethings not right.
Much more at link.