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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf You Had A Restaurant And Wanted To Honor Don Jr. What Would Your New Menu Item The Nothingburger.
be composed of? What would it look like?
I got to think that there are restaurants all over the country that will begin featuring such an item.
I'm sure it will be a tease piece on the nightly news soon.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,106 posts)A small pickle on the side. Nothing else.
pirateshipdude
(967 posts)Docreed2003
(16,916 posts)madaboutharry
(40,250 posts)100% pure bologna
sagetea
(1,378 posts)on rye. With salty chips. I really do eat this...yikes!
sage
boston bean
(36,229 posts)pandr32
(11,654 posts)emulatorloo
(44,289 posts)malaise
(269,498 posts)fake lettuce and tomato and fake ketchup.
a kennedy
(29,832 posts)That will work
GopherGal
(2,011 posts)I think the family's all about the lettuce.
But maybe not as much lettuce as they want you to think...
Maeve
(42,328 posts)marylandblue
(12,344 posts)And a glass of warm amber ale.
BigMin28
(1,191 posts)irisblue
(33,080 posts)Caviar on Russian Rye bread.
missingthebigdog
(1,233 posts)Braised in vodka, served on a hard roll and topped with Russian dressing.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)roamer65
(36,749 posts)BootinUp
(47,260 posts)GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)red slime beef. Lies along side a big pile of vladdy slaw. Deceptively good!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)A repuke will get an empty plate.
A Dem will get a triple bacon cheeseburger with mushrooms and caramelized onions.
kairos12
(12,916 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)With a side of garbage-disposal gunk. Beverage is a tall glass of crude oil.
longship
(40,416 posts)Garnish as appropriate. I suggest a dead cockroach.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Donkees
(31,576 posts)SoCalDem
(103,856 posts)onecent
(6,096 posts)Generic Brad
(14,276 posts)Nothing else. No other fillings.
AJT
(5,240 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)Baloney and Russian dressing served on white bread with a tiny pickle.
So Jr's sandwich would be slider sized.
NotASurfer
(2,159 posts)Historic NY
(37,469 posts)a hamburger smothered in onions and peppers, served in a boat with a shot.
UTUSN
(70,848 posts)Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)So...
Orsino
(37,428 posts)Foamfollower
(1,097 posts)Yes, consume in its entirety this 90 oz. "Nothingburger" topped with 16 oz. of cheese, 32 oz. of bacon, sauteed onions, lettuce, and tomato and get your meal for free!
Yessereebob, this Nothingburger is filled with seven pounds of meat and a pound of cheese.
You never thought so much was inside a Nothingburger!
Johnny2X2X
(19,380 posts)A Spam Slider, something that someone with incredibly small hands could hold. Well done spam on a stale white bread bun with ketchup and a side of Russian Dressing.
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