Everything he had a couple weeks ago: family, business, job, public standing...

All gone now. It couldn't happen to (not gonna say "nicer" ) guy.

That's what happens when you mess with this puppet administration.

nolabear

(42,017 posts)

4. He picked a bad week to stop doing cocaine.

Reply to Leith (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 02:53 PM

Jul 2017

Or, you know, not.

Docreed2003

(16,916 posts)

8. And a worse week to stop sniffing glue...

Reply to nolabear (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 02:57 PM

Jul 2017

revmclaren

(2,587 posts)

30. Maybe he should have been sucking his own_____!

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:45 PM

Jul 2017

Docreed2003

(16,916 posts)

33. Dayuum!!!!

Reply to revmclaren (Reply #30)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:52 PM

Jul 2017

barbtries

(28,829 posts)

5. more deserving

Reply to Leith (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 02:54 PM

Jul 2017

it couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Leith

(7,820 posts)

12. I Love All Replies to My Post!

Reply to Leith (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:02 PM

Jul 2017

Airplane reference, the perfect adjective that I couldn't come up with, all good. Who could ask for more?

forgotmylogin

(7,540 posts)

28. This is why...

Reply to Leith (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:36 PM

Jul 2017

...it is important to conduct one's self properly even off the record.

Trump could have probably told him this if there had been time.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,112 posts)

46. Scaramucci was told by the reporter that it was on the record. . . . nt

Reply to forgotmylogin (Reply #28)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:43 PM

Jul 2017

forgotmylogin

(7,540 posts)

47. Oh sure...I get that.

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #46)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:46 PM

Jul 2017

But even if you think you're off the record, you still need to conduct yourself appropriately.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,112 posts)

49. Yes. . . . nt

Reply to forgotmylogin (Reply #47)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:53 PM

Jul 2017

sarge43

(28,947 posts)

29. Now if his dog dies and his truck is stolen, then wrecked,

Reply to Leith (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:43 PM

Jul 2017

he could have a nice career writing country and western laments.

TexasBushwhacker

(20,262 posts)

43. Depending on how his divorce goes

Reply to sarge43 (Reply #29)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:34 PM

Jul 2017

He could end up in a

VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

sarge43

(28,947 posts)

45. One can but hope. n/t

Reply to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #43)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:37 PM

Jul 2017

grantcart

(53,061 posts)

6. Scar resigns so he can "spend less time with his family"

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 02:54 PM

Jul 2017

PunkinPi

(4,883 posts)

13. lol

Reply to grantcart (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:04 PM

Jul 2017

Hekate

(91,181 posts)

14. Heh. Thanks for the reminder that his wife has kicked him out, too. Whatta guy...

Reply to grantcart (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:05 PM

Jul 2017

nolabear

(42,017 posts)

16. BWAH!!!

Reply to grantcart (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:08 PM

Jul 2017

flamingdem

(39,346 posts)

26. duzy!!

Reply to grantcart (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:35 PM

Jul 2017

Skittles

(153,428 posts)

9. every day

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 02:57 PM

Jul 2017

I wake up and I think, what has that orange buffoon done today

LITERALLY.EVERY.DAY.

RUSSIA AND TRUMP VOTERS CAN.......OMG, DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY THAT EVERY DAY?????

Hekate

(91,181 posts)

15. Skittles, they all need SUCH an ass-kicking

Reply to Skittles (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:07 PM

Jul 2017

Skittles

(153,428 posts)

17. no, they just need their asses KICKED OUT

Reply to Hekate (Reply #15)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:08 PM

Jul 2017

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Hekate

(91,181 posts)

18. Yes, indeedy they do

Reply to Skittles (Reply #17)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:09 PM

Jul 2017

nolabear

(42,017 posts)

19. He's the asshole you just want to see get his.

Reply to Skittles (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:09 PM

Jul 2017

Moochie, meet The General.

Mz Pip

(27,473 posts)

41. And it's only Monday!

Reply to Skittles (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:26 PM

Jul 2017

Could be a very interesting week!

madokie

(51,076 posts)

55. You need to start a kicking ass movement

Reply to Skittles (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:10 PM

Jul 2017

You'd be surprised how many would join you.

politicat

(9,808 posts)

10. Never gon' be president now, never gon' be president now

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:00 PM

Jul 2017

You ever see somebody ruin they own life?

His poor wife.

I never knew this song could be so celebratory.

TO Ms Deidre Ball: congratulations. stick to your guns. Community property, supervised visitation, no physical custody. Sincere and best intentions for you and your son and may his stay in NICU be short and uneventful. Lots of us have your back and are rooting for you.

nolabear

(42,017 posts)

20. Yeah, if he comes crawling back, slam that door girl!

Reply to politicat (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:10 PM

Jul 2017

n2doc

(47,953 posts)

11. I hope he enjoyed his 10 days of fame...

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 03:00 PM

Jul 2017

Mz Pip

(27,473 posts)

42. Reservoir derps

Reply to n2doc (Reply #11)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:31 PM

Jul 2017

From Josh Marshall's tweet: "Good lord this NBC news photo. What is this, Reservoir Derps? This pic will never be superseded."

yankeepants

(1,979 posts)

21. Priebus and Mooch job hunting:

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:29 PM

Jul 2017

Gives new meaning to Monster.com

DoctorJoJo

(1,134 posts)

22. I Sent "The Mooch" This Tweet:

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:31 PM

Jul 2017

@Scaramucci Hey, #PutinsPuppet's mouthpiece: Say it ain't so, Mooch--we hardly got to despise you properly! But we'll forever hate your ass!

JoJo

Paladin

(28,297 posts)

23. Let The Mooch cocksuck on his own time and dime.

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:33 PM

Jul 2017

I'm actually surprised that trump had the presence of mind to get rid of him.

flamingdem

(39,346 posts)

27. Kelly made it a condition

Reply to Paladin (Reply #23)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:36 PM

Jul 2017

no doubt.

Now let's hope for Kelly to be driven out of his mind

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

60. Burning question: who is Trump gonna hire to fire Kelly????

Reply to flamingdem (Reply #27)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:51 PM

Jul 2017

Kleveland

(1,257 posts)

39. Pretty sure that there was no creative thought in the Rump's mind behind the dismissal.

Reply to Paladin (Reply #23)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:23 PM

Jul 2017

Merely a multi-level knee jerk reaction, with the emphasis on "jerk".

CottonBear

(21,598 posts)

24. I didn't check DU for a few hours & BAM: The Mooch is gone!

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:34 PM

Jul 2017

I'm having a hard time keeping up with the insanity train/dumpster fire that is Dolt45's (mis)administration.

lib-ruhl

(127 posts)

56. Me 2..

Reply to CottonBear (Reply #24)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:11 PM

Jul 2017

I can't even run errands without missing something....

CottonBear

(21,598 posts)

62. It's exhausting. Sigh. 😔

Reply to lib-ruhl (Reply #56)

Tue Aug 1, 2017, 09:21 PM

Aug 2017

Welcome to DU!

Xolodno

(6,424 posts)

25. Dancing with the Stars...

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:34 PM

Jul 2017

...is going to have to stop taking applicants at this rate....

ReformedGOPer

(478 posts)

38. DWTS Trump Edition

Reply to Xolodno (Reply #25)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:20 PM

Jul 2017

lunasun

(21,646 posts)

57. ++++++

Reply to ReformedGOPer (Reply #38)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:12 PM

Jul 2017

flibbitygiblets

(7,220 posts)

44. D'oh! You beat me to it.

Reply to Xolodno (Reply #25)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:37 PM

Jul 2017

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

31. Someone joked about Fitzmas in July...

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:46 PM

Jul 2017

but the gifts keep on coming!

CCExile

(479 posts)

32. May I join in?

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:47 PM

Jul 2017

AAAAAAAAAAAHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha...hahahaahahahahaahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahahah...

rainbow4321

(9,974 posts)

34. Me, tooooooo....

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 04:52 PM

Jul 2017

Work the night shift, woke up right as the news was breaking. Shared the link on Facebook with: 10 😂, (deep breath), 10 more 😂, and asked if he thought his 10 day stint was worth his divorce.

DinahMoeHum

(21,861 posts)

35. Tee hee! It's been fun while it lasted. . .

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:07 PM

Jul 2017

. . .and this story from the "Comedy" section of Huffington Post is also fun to read. Enjoy!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/merriam-webster-scaramouch-anthony-scaramucci_us_5972bb08e4b09e5f6ccf78b4

NBachers

(17,207 posts)

36. Mooch the Chooch - whatever will become of you?

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:18 PM

Jul 2017

FairWinds

(1,717 posts)

37. Moochie we hardly knew ye . . !!

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:18 PM

Jul 2017

but it was more than long enough !!

ismnotwasm

(42,037 posts)

40. It is pretty fucking funny..

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:24 PM

Jul 2017

nycbos

(6,044 posts)

48. "Don Corleone,

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:49 PM

Jul 2017

, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

LovingA2andMI

(7,006 posts)

50. And It's Just Monday.....

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:55 PM

Jul 2017

nolabear

(42,017 posts)

59. RIGHT???

Reply to LovingA2andMI (Reply #50)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:40 PM

Jul 2017

I gotta buy wine!

samplegirl

(11,530 posts)

51. Magnifico

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 05:57 PM

Jul 2017

Zambero

(8,985 posts)

52. Mooch's moment is making Flynn look like a hanger-on

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:03 PM

Jul 2017

JHan

(10,173 posts)

53. He got hired, divorced, had a baby, and fired in 10 days. Like a fruit fly.

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:04 PM

Jul 2017

“Things that have lasted longer than Mooch”:

benld74

(9,917 posts)

58. Hired to rid WH of GOP Reinse. No GOP left

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jul 31, 2017, 06:29 PM

Jul 2017

Qutzupalotl

(14,359 posts)

61. Kelly screwed the Mooch.

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Tue Aug 1, 2017, 02:01 PM

Aug 2017

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