I am sure it is a warm fuzzy space to retreat to. Oh wait..

I think you need that for a country & western song.

This is all to make Jar-Jar look good.

the good news: not much of an embarrassing gap on his resume.

"I see here you were once pre-fired."

"Uh, yeah. I can @#$$%# explain that... Will it also count as the one thing I'd change about myself?"

all the humiliation, none of the compensation!

Perhaps that's all he was out for to begin with.

I hope guys like him all over the world shrivel up at his fall.

no one even called him by his name.

which he'll use as a seminar in how to hide the bottles better.

His wife wasn't that shallow. The complaint alleges a pattern of verbal abuse.

Now, he's basically a punchline.