And I told Jeff, a great man,that's a great dress your wearing. It's really great. I'm not saying Jeff always dresses as naughty nun outfit in private, no, he also has a white dress with a matching hood. Anyways after that whole not prosecuting Comey or Hillary thing and me calling him weak in what seems like a lifetime ago although it was only last month, I'm totally one hundred percent entrusted to Jeff Sessions, a man that totally does not sleep with gerbils, to know the constitutionality of this dreamer thing. I don't even know why I brought that last subject up. Because he doesn't do it, sleep with gerbils. Not since I've known him. As for Dreamers, well, they can go to Canada. After all I'm a dreamer Montreal...That's the last time I read a joke off a teleprompter. Who writes this crap. It's crap. Get me a new speech writer. Someone good, smart, good, and funny like me, only not me. And no gerbils. Damn this announcement needed more hat. We didn't have the hat and its gone off the rails. Next time more hat.

Donald Trump, sporting a dark gray $8,495 Brinoni blue-pinstriped suit and jauntily wearing one of his great American hats, red as the nose of a circus clown, is sitting with his cabinet when Mike Pence, a twinkle in his eye, asks that the meeting start with a prayer. The President reaches to remove his hat, seems to think of something, drops his hand and thinks some more, lifts it again, then coughing, drops it, thinks, lifts it, etc., etc.