Toddler At That Cute Age Where Anything Can Be Projected On Them
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KANSAS CITY, MOHer family excitedly predicting her future with every adorable display, sources reported Monday that local toddler Olivia Copley is at that cute age where anything can be projected onto her. Look at her banging on those little drumsyou can tell shes going to be a musician, said her Aunt Sarah, joining the chorus of observers in the living room who determined that the 2-year-olds cheerful personality meant she was going to be the most popular kid in school, or that she could very well be an Olympic runner after she dashed over to grab a juice box from her mother. She just loves plopping down on the floor and flipping through her picture books. Shes gonna be smart, that one, a doctor or a lawyer, maybe even president. Well tell her we always knew, even when she was a baby. At press time, the family members had gone quiet when Olivia violently knocked over her cousin, ripped his stuffed animal away from him, and could not stop giggling.
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