One would definitey have to be unconscious. Comatose, even.

Is that picture photoshopped?

I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.

...is truly hideous.

His face isn't that long.

Oh wait, that was another time.

What a Slug! Hey GOPers,you own this suckers.

my
God!!!!!!

But seriously, he might appeal to a certain segment, like the manatee population or the pelicans.

And there is the involuntary skin crawling sensation. There is not enough money in the universe to make me want him in any way, shape or form. He is GROTESQUE, inside and out!