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If there's one thing I know about big government is that it's always driving up costs, causing delays, and preventing the efficient flow of commerce. The only way I could look stupid on this subject would be if by some strange phenomenon that I call magic, although Alex Jones calls Obama's death weather machines, we had two large hurricanes hit the US only a few weeks after signing this demonstrating the very real need for regulations on building on flood plains. But what are the odds of that happening? I mean Obama doesn't even have those weather machines anymore, does he? I didn't find them in Lincoln's bedroom or the underground child rape centers at my local Pizza Hut. Indeed they didn't have a single rape center, not one and no forks. Can't eat pizza without a fork. In closing, before I sign this much needed signing statement I'd like to add my disgust to ESPN for not firing that anchor, don't know her name, the black woman, you know the one that said I'm a white Supreme. There was no white Supreme. They were all black. I know, I got all their albums. If there's one thing that screams small government, it's the White House telling television stations who should and shouldn't be fired. Now let's sign this baby.

<Kelly> Ah, Mr. President that's the lunch menu.