That no abortion ever resulted from an act of sodomy?

Pretty sure that is banned under the 3rd Amendment...

Disgusting

I have my impressionable children in the room.

Or is like Rick Santorum--- he has homophobic policies because he's closeted himself.

Wouldn't surprise me if he is in the closet and some day we hear about his bathroom stall hijinks ala Larry Craig.

These hypocrites.

Well, it is a very cute horse.

If people did more of the latter there would be less of the former.

this is Alabama. He may actually be elected.

A man that criminally should not be given the power to make laws.

He was removed from the position of Chief Justice once, ran a second time and was re-elected! Of course he was suspended once again for defying the US Supreme court, but I have no doubt the people of Alabama will make him a senator.

I hope the statue of Thomas Jefferson falls on him.

Kissing strange women because you're a star??

Funny how he missed saying those perversions.

I don't know where you go to tinkle, but that has not been my experience.

Because after all in the backwards ass world they live in it's not a crime if they do it!

"when liberty and justice for all reigns across our land, we will be truly good again,”

The trouble is, liberty and justice for all is exactly what both of them want to ELIMINATE.

This country is so pathetic.

slavery, genocide, discrimination, lynchings and child labor.......just to name a few.

Can't you just see him and Jeff Sessions getting together to jack each other off over the superiority of
their white male genitals?

We need more affordable/free availability to sweep our land.

As for the rest, game on. Dude probably thinks anything outside of the missionary position with the goal being pregnancy is sexual perversion. That's when he isn't in the bathroom scrolling through craigslist personals.

This is America now.

A really tall one. With no gates.

Two 1950s styled women are sitting there talking. One of them says, "Everywhere I go I'm faced with illegal drugs, sodomy, beastiality, sadomasochism." The other lady responds, "What was that address again?"

He's really rocking an old-fashioned, down-home style of bigotry one doesn't see very often any more. He's switched some things around -- replaced "negroes" with "transgendered troops" for instance -- but all in all, a solid rendition of stereotyped Southern hatred, a character actor in a very old caricature.