Dotard and Kelly, rolling around on the Oval Office rug. Kelly has almost wrested the phone from the tiny, plump hands when an index finger extends and taps one final cry for assistance .... covfefe.

I threw up before reading the rest

are diametrically opposed in message.

Is he telling Puerto Ricans not to believe their LYIN' eyes?

Or maybe tonight. Probably during a potty break.

He is so pissed about the Mayor of San Juan telling the actual truth about the situation.

Of course, we all know that the message wasn't intended for the actual victims, but rather an attempt to clean up the PR disaster.

and his need to appear heroic and benevolent. Strong man. Kinda of late, but hopefully it'll pick up.

This morning he made his dump
And out it came in a big lump
This idiot named Donald Trump..

It is sad...
That he is so stupid.
To tweet some more,
To think that it is ok
I have more to say
On this very day.

But he already said it all,
He has taken a great big fall
It is much to late to say.....
I am sorry on this day...

Yes, this one is awful...but not as awful as what Donald Trump tweeted this morning.

Link to tweet

The tone, inflection and clarity of thought are nothing like the vibrating nonsense trump vomits out.

He tweets them both. He's a passenger in the golf cart and doesn't miss a beat w/ his tiny fingers.