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In light of the recent indictments of Paul Manafort, Richard Gates, and George Papadopoulos, Sarah The Huckster Sanders announced today that Trump does not know anyone who currently works for him, anyone who worked on his campaign, or anyone he has ever met in fact, he doesnt know anyone at all.
Effective immediately, Cabinet members, advisors, and presidential appointees will now be known as coffee boys, low-level volunteers, and absolute strangers all downgrades from their previous titles of excellent guy, one of the very best people, and long-time close friend.
Those in Trumps inner circle will now be identified as Whos That?, Whats-his-name, and/or Never heard of him. Claiming to have known Trump at any point in his life will now be an offence punishable by stiff fines and imprisonment.
When asked if this edict will affect Trump family members currently working in the WH, Sanders replied that she doesnt know if Trump has any family, having not specifically discussed that topic with the pResident because he no longer knows her either.
In addition, with regard to women who have accused Trump of sexual assault, Sanders pointed out that the pResident has now instituted what he calls The Peter Principle (a term he claims to have originated), whereby he has the right to deny any such allegations three times before his cock grows.
Laffy Kat
(16,394 posts)CatMor
(6,212 posts)gave me a good laugh.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)Hey I'am the President and I'am the smartest Guy in the room,don't believe me,just ask.
underpants
(183,043 posts)Very good Nance
Akacia
(583 posts)I love it!
lindysalsagal
(20,796 posts)something?"
MLAA
(17,375 posts)Hornedfrog1985
(118 posts)When he has to deny knowing himself, and that he was a low level staffer hes gonna short circuit.
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,130 posts)Liberalagogo
(1,770 posts)How would anyone be able to tell?
sandensea
(21,720 posts)I guess they think it allows them to constantly play the victim whenever any of their shenanigans blow up in their faces - and I suppose that, with their deplorables at least, it works.
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)and I played no significant role in his campaign, so I might be indicted.
NanceGreggs
(27,821 posts)DesertFlower
(11,649 posts)C Moon
(12,227 posts)The Wizard
(12,556 posts)Ilsa
(61,720 posts)Brilliant write-up. Maybe he'll know the name of the chef? Valet?
malaise
(269,328 posts)RockaFowler
(7,429 posts)kentuck
(111,111 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Gothmog
(145,968 posts)Corvo Bianco
(1,148 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Awesome, Nance!
rzemanfl
(29,585 posts)Mountain Mule
(1,002 posts)pandr32
(11,644 posts)gerryatwork
(64 posts)With the ability of Mueller to both deliver a convincing set of indictments and more importantly keeping secret until the perfect time the guilty plea of Papadopoulos without even the slightest of leaks, it has everyone associated with tRUMP not trusting anyone. They can't help when they are at some kind of meeting if the person sitting next to them has also made a plea deal and is talking. Once everyone loses trust, it becomes every man (or woman) for themselves.
IronLionZion
(45,667 posts)I like the idea of imprisoning anyone who claims to know him. Sensible people tend to avoid him at all costs.
ailsagirl
(22,911 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)So good!!!
BarbD
(1,195 posts)DoctorJoJo
(1,134 posts)ailsagirl
(22,911 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)True_Blue
(3,063 posts)Takket
(21,715 posts)This might be my favorite subject line ever lol
Duppers
(28,134 posts)lordsummerisle
(4,651 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)LittleGirl
(8,292 posts)Often enough and that is just weird.
Lol, love this one Nance!