For those Asians whom trump is about to offend (surely all) we prophylacticly beg forgiveness.

He, of the “I’m the only one that matters” when it comes to foreign policy, and pretty much everything else, is about to soil your lands. He, undoubtedly, will give offense like tossing beads at a New Orleans festival. Please understand that his ignorance and obtuseness is honestly come by. He is a child of privilege like few others in our nation. He quite simply “knows not what he does”.

If, in your anger at his behavior toward your customs, morays and traditions, you feel justified in grievance, please send your complaints, accusations and concerns to Russia, for he surely is their bastard child.