Clearly, if Republicans want to win, they need to get on Donald Trump's bandwagon

That is, according to Trump himself:

Link to tweet

Gee, who could argue with rock solid reasoning like that?

I think that I speak for everyone here that it's clear that more and more Republicans seeking reelection should hang as much Donald Trump around their own necks as much is inhumanly possible.

They should all identify with Trump, a man who so adequately speaks to his own followers' irrational fears, bigoted biases and utter incoherence. It takes a nonsensical man of the first order to put to voice, the slobbering grunts and groans of his knuckle-dragging cult followers, and Trump is that man. And it gets results in elections, as we've seen tonight.

Bravo!

The writing is on the wall, and it should be tattooed on all of the foreheads of GOPr pols: "I Love Donald Trump," as to make sure that of the voters in the land know exactly where they stand. No time for standing in the middle of the road. Cut bait or fish. Get with the program and pick a side: With Trump or with basic existence.

So, more Donald Trump for the GOP... And less GOP for everyone else.

I think that it's a working formula to Make Assholes Go Away. One that America both wants and needs.

Well done, everybody!

And, as always, FDT.