Now he remembers them and remembers what was discussed. I was a better liar when I was 5 years old.

You were terrific! I love the way you set him up, skillfully exposed the lie, and pounced to reveal his deception. You must be a former debater. This is the technique that we former speech teachers use to train high school debaters.

Sir, You are to be admired. Thank you.

Classic Abbott and Costello.