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WillParkinson

(16,862 posts)
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 05:22 PM Nov 2017

From a FB friend: As best I can tell, Southern Christian values means...

As best I can tell Southern Christian values means:

1) Obeying the Bible, except when it's inconvenient. You know, like not sleeping with other people's spouses. See: Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, Mark Sanford, Calista Gingrich, and on and on.

2) Protecting the lives of children. Well, unborn children. Once they are born, however, they are on their own including fighting off poverty or Roy Moore.

3) Upholding the U.S. Constitution, unless you decide you don't like whom the Constitution is protecting.

4) All Americans are created equal. BWA HA HA! We know this really means all straight rich white men are created equal.

5) Gun deaths are just another word for LET FREEDOM RING!

6) Democracy. Except it's okay to disenfranchise black people.

7) Judge lest not ye be judged. BWA HA HA! Just kidding.

8) America first. As long as it's okay with Russia.

9) Lying is a sin, unless you're testifying under oath in front of Congress.

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From a FB friend: As best I can tell, Southern Christian values means... (Original Post) WillParkinson Nov 2017 OP
Equality for women TBA Nov 2017 #1
Every other time term translated as helpmeet is used in OT it refers to GOD bobbieinok Nov 2017 #3
For me it meant I was suppose to be subordinate and support his goals TBA Nov 2017 #4
So sorry. Oppaloopa Nov 2017 #7
The way you experienced it is way fundamentalists interpret it bobbieinok Nov 2017 #8
Just like how the church initially resisted printing bibles & resisted translating into vernacular Bernardo de La Paz Nov 2017 #13
good one, Motley13 Nov 2017 #2
K&R BootinUp Nov 2017 #5
Lying is ok if you are trying to protect your louis-t Nov 2017 #6
I am SO copying this. trof Nov 2017 #9
Amen, brother! Say Hallelujah! Say praise the Lord! Stonepounder Nov 2017 #10
Southern-fried hypocrisy sandensea Nov 2017 #11
Also Under "Protecting the lives of children" erpowers Nov 2017 #12
This is so sad but true!! Left-over Nov 2017 #14
Honor thy mother and father HeiressofBickworth Nov 2017 #15
It is literately driving me crazy No-Bozos Nov 2017 #16
these are only venial sins... so they are ok... getagrip_already Nov 2017 #17
10) Make rich people more rich, because they are God's chosen ones. harun Nov 2017 #18

TBA

(825 posts)
1. Equality for women
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 05:28 PM
Nov 2017

means they can work outside the home but it's ok if they don't make as much money and they still have to do all of the housework and childcare since they are the husbands helpmeet (whatever the hell that is).


BTW: From personal experience ans yes I left his ass.

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)
3. Every other time term translated as helpmeet is used in OT it refers to GOD
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 05:44 PM
Nov 2017

And then it's translated as one who fights alongside you and protects you. Gives very different idea of role of women!!

Just another instance where translator bias distorted the text.

See Junia Project webpage for discussion of other biased translations. Project takes name from woman addressed in one of Paul's letters as 'Junia, an apostle of Jesus.' Since everyone KNOWS all the apostles were male, translators used a male form of the name which occurs no where else in the language (Greek).

TBA

(825 posts)
4. For me it meant I was suppose to be subordinate and support his goals
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 05:52 PM
Nov 2017

I hate religion now. It sucked way about a decade of my life when I was vulnerable and frankly I was almost killed. Apparently helpmeet includes ass kicking too.

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)
8. The way you experienced it is way fundamentalists interpret it
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:25 PM
Nov 2017

I'm really sorry you went thru that.

[The accurate translation is not being shared with the average person in the pew.

In the 80s, I read about this is in a book by a woman theologian. In the early 90s I had the chance to ask some women theologians about this.]

The accurate translation has now appeared in discussions on the internet. The internet has really started to destroy the power of church leaders. People are now able to check out things for themselves.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,075 posts)
13. Just like how the church initially resisted printing bibles & resisted translating into vernacular
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:56 PM
Nov 2017

... translating into vernacular, which is the common language of the people (of whatever country). Because then people were not quite so much in thrall of the priesthood.

It was and is ever thus with the oppressive power structure known as organized religion.

louis-t

(23,314 posts)
6. Lying is ok if you are trying to protect your
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:08 PM
Nov 2017

lying, Republican ass while under oath in front of Congress.

Fixed it!

sandensea

(21,720 posts)
11. Southern-fried hypocrisy
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:48 PM
Nov 2017

All cultures are guilty of this, to be sure - but Deep South conservatives take it to a whole 'nother level.

erpowers

(9,350 posts)
12. Also Under "Protecting the lives of children"
Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:53 PM
Nov 2017

Protecting lives of children unless your mistress is carrying the unborn child. Then it is okay for you to encourage her to get rid of it.

No-Bozos

(51 posts)
16. It is literately driving me crazy
Wed Nov 15, 2017, 11:21 AM
Nov 2017

The overwhelming degree of hypocrisy repeatedly demonstrated by these people of "GOD" is overwhelming me. It is only a matter of time before one of them makes another inane statement that is a direct contradiction of the teachings of Christ before I lose it.

The statement about abortion is spot on. Save the fetus, destroy the child.

Before a Republican says or does anything, they need to ask themselves one thing, would Abraham Lincoln approve?

getagrip_already

(14,975 posts)
17. these are only venial sins... so they are ok...
Wed Nov 15, 2017, 11:52 AM
Nov 2017

They aren't mortal sins, like homosexuality, or being a democrat, so no big deal. Just confess to god and ask forgiveness.

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