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DonViejo

(60,536 posts) Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:36 PM Nov 2017

Behold, Rep. Louie Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

By MATT SHUHAM Published NOVEMBER 14, 2017 5:18 PM

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) produced a chart for the ages at an oversight hearing of the House Judiciary Committee on Tuesday, in an attempt to convince Attorney General Jeff Sessions that the Justice Department ought to appoint a special prosecutor to probe the so-called “Uranium One” scandal.

“We’ve got a chart here that shows just how integral the relationship is with Mr. Rosenstein, Mr. Mueller, into this whole Uranium One thing,” Gohmert told Sessions, waving a piece of paper with the chart printed on it while his staff held up a larger version on poster board behind him.

The White House and Republicans have pushed the Uranium One narrative in response to increased scrutiny on President Trump and 2016 election meddling.

“It sure stinks to high heaven, and it doesn’t appear to me they ought to be involved in investigating,” Gohmert said.

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Behold, Rep. Louie Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy (Original Post) DonViejo Nov 2017 OP

Great! Trying to follow this mess is going to confuse the hell out of the deplorables as well Kirk Lover Nov 2017 #1

All they needed to see was the chart. NCTraveler Nov 2017 #10

It also helps to explain the organization of songs in Machina. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2017 #2

Are we sure that's not a RW target for a firing range? underpants Nov 2017 #3

S.O.B. onethatcares Nov 2017 #4

Amen! nolabear Nov 2017 #12

Gohmert with the brains of an amoeba Motley13 Nov 2017 #5

I wonder where gooey Louie found that chart C_U_L8R Nov 2017 #6

It can't be a left wing conspiracy without Bernie Sanders. milestogo Nov 2017 #7

Actually, here's the revised version: Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2017 #8

I remember playing mouse trap when i was a kid... lame54 Nov 2017 #9

what TX cities does he represent? He's got to be the dumbest person in the USA. bagelsforbreakfast Nov 2017 #11

Google it. awesomerwb1 Nov 2017 #14

Crap, I landed somewhere between Benghazi and Lord Licorice's Licorice Forest. Tommy_Carcetti Nov 2017 #13

Meet Dotard II. oasis Nov 2017 #15

Wow angrychair Nov 2017 #16

Kirk Lover

(3,608 posts)

1. Great! Trying to follow this mess is going to confuse the hell out of the deplorables as well

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:38 PM

Nov 2017

as keep them busy.

NCTraveler

(30,481 posts)

10. All they needed to see was the chart.

Reply to Kirk Lover (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:54 PM

Nov 2017

Well, they didn’t even need to see it, but now they can say they did.

“Hey Jim, did you see that chart?”

“Sure did, them liberals don’t bring facts like that. Lock em all up.”

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,229 posts)

2. It also helps to explain the organization of songs in Machina.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:40 PM

Nov 2017

As well as the cast of the various characters in Cloud Atlas:

underpants

(183,019 posts)

3. Are we sure that's not a RW target for a firing range?

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:41 PM

Nov 2017

Went back and grabbed some Fast & Furious did he?

onethatcares

(16,207 posts)

4. S.O.B.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:43 PM

Nov 2017

give me a drink,

Nathaniel Ratcliffe and the Night Sweats.

nolabear

(42,004 posts)

12. Amen!

Reply to onethatcares (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:57 PM

Nov 2017

Motley13

(3,867 posts)

5. Gohmert with the brains of an amoeba

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:43 PM

Nov 2017

his intelligent quotes

http://samuel-warde.com/2015/01/6-asinine-quotes-by-louie-gohmert/

C_U_L8R

(45,038 posts)

6. I wonder where gooey Louie found that chart

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:45 PM

Nov 2017

milestogo

(16,829 posts)

7. It can't be a left wing conspiracy without Bernie Sanders.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:48 PM

Nov 2017

Just sayin'.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,229 posts)

8. Actually, here's the revised version:

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:49 PM

Nov 2017

lame54

(35,345 posts)

9. I remember playing mouse trap when i was a kid...

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:53 PM

Nov 2017

Not near as confusing as this

bagelsforbreakfast

(1,427 posts)

11. what TX cities does he represent? He's got to be the dumbest person in the USA.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 06:56 PM

Nov 2017

And anywhere that would elect him is even below Alabama.

awesomerwb1

(4,269 posts)

14. Google it.

Reply to bagelsforbreakfast (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:06 PM

Nov 2017

He's as safe as can be. That's why he can afford to be a deranged, worthless POS.

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,229 posts)

13. Crap, I landed somewhere between Benghazi and Lord Licorice's Licorice Forest.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:00 PM

Nov 2017

Now I'll lose a turn while the other players are able to go through Gumdrop Pass all the way to Hillary's Secret Server.

oasis

(49,484 posts)

15. Meet Dotard II.

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:08 PM

Nov 2017

angrychair

(8,755 posts)

16. Wow

Reply to DonViejo (Original post)

Tue Nov 14, 2017, 07:19 PM

Nov 2017

looks like some meth-addled InfoWars fever-dream conspiracy theory being pitched from their secret bunker (mom’s basement) on a public access channel.
“It’s all very simple...”

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