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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOnion: "Jared And Ivanka Holding Each Other At Gunpoint In Kitchen After Simultaneously Revealing
https://politics.theonion.com/jared-and-ivanka-holding-each-other-at-gunpoint-in-kitc-1820431715Jared And Ivanka Holding Each Other At Gunpoint In Kitchen After Simultaneously Revealing Undercover Identities
'FBI, Youre Under Arrest! Shouts Couple In Unison
WASHINGTONBoth shouting FBI, youre under arrest! as they grabbed hidden pistols from behind the refrigerator and the back of the pantry, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump were reportedly holding each other at gunpoint in their kitchen Monday after simultaneously revealing their undercover identities. Im afraid youre the one under arrest, sweetheart, said Ivanka, as she and her husband warily circled the marble-topped kitchen island with their FBI badges held out and their weapons lethally trained on one another. How about you just come quietly? If only one of us is getting out alive tonight, its not gonna be you. At press time, authorities were reportedly leading the couple away in handcuffs after both were apprehended by Barron Trump, who had been tracking them undercover for the FBI for more than a year.
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Onion: "Jared And Ivanka Holding Each Other At Gunpoint In Kitchen After Simultaneously Revealing (Original Post)
emulatorloo
Nov 2017
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Eliot Rosewater
(31,150 posts)1. OK, you got me, I actually
out loud on this one and I dont do that ever
emulatorloo
(44,273 posts)2. ...
The part about Barron apprehending them just abou killed me
"after both were apprehended by Barron Trump, who had been tracking them undercover for the FBI for more than a year."
Eliot Rosewater
(31,150 posts)3. Now that i have stopped laughing, I am crying
NBachers
(17,191 posts)4. I got a good laugh out of this.
flor-de-jasmim
(2,128 posts)5. Isn't that the plot of Mr. and Mrs. Smith (with Angelina & Brad)?